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« on: December 19, 2006, 02:44:53 AM »

Ahhh ha ha ha ha! With the aid of my big brother, who has degrees in these things, I have just now partitioned off a chunk of my Mac Book's hard drive to run on Windows, thus enabling me to lose $5 sit n gos on Pokerstars without dirtying my delicate Mac-loving hands on a filthy PC! It's like Christmas or something! Ooh, I'm so happy, I just had to tell someone.
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2006, 03:00:34 AM »

Where's my dinner?! 
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2006, 03:04:15 AM »

you tell her
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2006, 03:05:55 AM »

The Mac can make dinner for you! It can do everything.  EVERYTHING. Actually, Snoops, you're sort of redundant now...
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2006, 03:08:14 AM »

Where's my dinner?! 

She's got a big mac, so you can have that.  scared
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2006, 03:14:12 AM »

Where's my dinner?! 

at this time of night?Huh?


maybe the dinner is in the dog
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2006, 03:22:41 AM »

Where's my dinner?! 

at this time of night?Huh?


maybe the dinner is in the dog

Oh, the shame! In a sad betrayal of my inner feminist, I cooked dinner earlier for my man. I mean for my beagle. But the Mac could do it if it wanted to.
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2006, 03:28:35 AM »

How do you make your Mac go faster?
Drop it from a higher window.
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2006, 03:36:42 AM »

 Angry You're just jealous. My Mac and I don't care. We're above that sort of thing.   
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2006, 03:38:49 AM »

Angry You're just jealous. My Mac and I don't care. We're above that sort of thing.   

Does it swagger into your room saying, "Who is the MacDaddy?"
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2006, 03:42:03 AM »

i got a mac once but i prefered my leather jacket
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2006, 03:44:06 AM »

Why do some people buy Macs?
The boxes PCs come in are too hard for them to open.
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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2006, 09:40:56 AM »

Ahhh ha ha ha ha! With the aid of my big brother, who has degrees in these things, I have just now partitioned off a chunk of my Mac Book's hard drive to run on Windows, thus enabling me to lose $5 sit n gos on Pokerstars without dirtying my delicate Mac-loving hands on a filthy PC! It's like Christmas or something! Ooh, I'm so happy, I just had to tell someone.

Or you could have just run a PC emulator.......................
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2006, 01:10:38 PM »

Not the same. My Mac is Special. And it's really creepy having the Windows background on the Mac. Like I've fallen into the Twilight Zone. Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo... Shocked
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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2006, 03:09:46 PM »

Now you have let Mr Gates into your life there will be no going back
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