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« on: December 25, 2006, 03:18:33 PM » |
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Just to start you off - this was from last year :
We had Tinned Veg cos someone (who will remain nameless) forgot to put the steamer on!!!
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M3boy
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« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2006, 04:24:08 PM » |
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Bloody women!!
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« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 06:03:50 PM by M3boy »
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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2006, 04:32:03 PM » |
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We forgot the pigs in blankets!
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Sark79
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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2006, 04:43:24 PM » |
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I had a microwave dinner last year  |
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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2006, 04:47:45 PM » |
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Errr we havent eaten yet.
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[19:44:40] Oracle: WE'RE ALL GOING ON A SPANISH HOLIDAY! TRIGGS STABLES SHIT!
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« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2006, 05:07:23 PM » |
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I had a microwave dinner last year One of those "Meals for one" ? ? |
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"Decerno, exsequor"
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2006, 05:22:33 PM » |
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One Christmas, I was driving through Worksop with a heavily pregnant Mrs Red when we were stopped by the police for speeding. "What's the big hurry?" the seargent asked. "My wife is having a baby" I replied, thinking on my feet.
He insisted on escorting us to the hospital, lights flashing, sirens wailing. When we arrived, he had a word with the head midwife, and she made Mrs Red say in overnight for "Observation"
As he left, he gave us a wink and a smile, and wished us a merry Christmas.
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Sark79
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« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2006, 05:41:11 PM » |
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I had a microwave dinner last year One of those "Meals for one" ? ? Yes, my Family all went to Norway at short notice and I decided to stay at home to save money and look after the dogs. I met up with my mates later in the evening though so it wasn't so bad  |
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« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2006, 06:24:54 PM » |
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My Mum and Dad are Jehovah's Witnesses and we never had Christmas when I was a kid so when I went back to school after the christmas break I had to lie to my friends about what presents I had got.
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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2006, 07:03:02 PM » |
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My Mum and Dad are Jehovah's Witnesses and we never had Christmas when I was a kid so when I went back to school after the christmas break I had to lie to my friends about what presents I had got.
I was at school with a Jehova's Witness - I thought it was real bad not to celebrate Christmas or Birthdays, or have TV - I couldnt understand it. Must of been hard for you. |
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« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2006, 08:01:36 PM » |
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I just text my prospective brother in law and told him not too marry the wifes sister. As her father drunk too much,i left my mobile sitting and he read the reply. Opps
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« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2006, 08:10:41 PM » |
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We had a telly, as far as I'm aware it wasn't on the "banned list" although we were limited to what we watched.
I can't honestly remember being upset about missing out on anything but the presents lol.
I did get presents but not for specific reasons so it's not as though we went without, it was just the feeling of being "different" for something you were too young to understand.
Secondary school was a different matter, I had free periods when everyone else did R.E. and all my mates were jealous
and the girls felt sorry for me.
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Sealed Knot Society, let's see you do this one.
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Sark79
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« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2006, 08:56:30 PM » |
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Did you get more dates from the girls as a result then?  |
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« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2006, 09:13:33 PM » |
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Did you get more dates from the girls as a result then? I hate dates horrible sweet little sticky fruits who'd want more for xmas |
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Sark79
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« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2006, 09:14:50 PM » |
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I love them, I have eaten a bunch over the last few days
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