adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,

[sofa----king]

i couldnt find what i wanted so i drew it,,.,.,.and emailed it to you

[TightEnd]

James would you beat it in a fight? If it was still alive before anyone gets funny!

well funny you should mention that,,,.,..
i once had a pet bear,,. when i was 9 called thunder,,.my dad won it in an arm wrestling competition against,,., a Greek guy from Spain,,...,and he gave it to me to practise boxing with as a sort of ,,.,"""sparing partner"" we had trouble getting it back into wales so we told the authorities it was a big sheep,,..,.anyway one day when my dad went off to work (down the noodle mine) he left me at home with thunder,,., to do the chores in the house,,., thunder knew when all the work was done me and him could go up to the woods and play,,,.,.there was something funny about thunder today he just didn't look himself,,.i was a bit worried when all of a sudden he turned on me and bit off 4 fingers on my hand ,,.,bloody hell i thought straight up the tree i went with thunder following behind me,,.,i chit myself,,.,any way thunder went off after a while so i started climbing down and whoops a daisy he was back chasing me up the tree,,.but this time he had another bear with him,,.,(there loads in wales)i went too high up the tree for them they soon got fed up so off they went ,,.,i waited for nearly an hour then i started coming back down,,,.., when suddenly,,.,.,.,ahhhhhhhh thunder and his mate was back,,,,..,.,.,with a beaver each under their arms,,,.,.chit i thought (dont educate animals).,,.anyways i started to cry when all of a sudden ,,.,.thunder spoke,.,.,come on James we were only joking,.,.i said to thunder you bit my frickin fingers off pal,,..,.he said he was sorry and that was good for me ,,.,so me,thunder,and his new mate clap,all went for a pint down the pub..........

we went in and the landlord said oiiiii no bears in here !!!! well thunder went potty he said to the landlord hang on a minuet ,,.,bloddy hell the landlord said you can speak ? thunder said yeah why,,.,landlord said no probs 3 pints is it ?thunder said OK.,.,.,,
i went to the toilet and while i was gone the landlord took the beers over and said to thunder thats £30 please,.,.,fair doos thunder paid,,.,the landlord said we don't get many talking bears around here,,.,. and thunder said I'm not surprised at £10 a frickin pint,,,.!!!!! when i came back from the toilet clap put his name down for a game of pool and all the people in the pub started to clap,,,lol(they thought he was telling them to)anyways this is TO BE CONTINUED..,,,.,

could someone please precis this for me?

I feel I should read it as a moderator but lost the will to live two lines in

ta

[Royal Flush]

James would you beat it in a fight? If it was still alive before anyone gets funny!

well funny you should mention that,,,.,..
i once had a pet bear,,. when i was 9 called thunder,,.my dad won it in an arm wrestling competition against,,., a Greek guy from Spain,,...,and he gave it to me to practise boxing with as a sort of ,,.,"""sparing partner"" we had trouble getting it back into wales so we told the authorities it was a big sheep,,..,.anyway one day when my dad went off to work (down the noodle mine) he left me at home with thunder,,., to do the chores in the house,,., thunder knew when all the work was done me and him could go up to the woods and play,,,.,.there was something funny about thunder today he just didn't look himself,,.i was a bit worried when all of a sudden he turned on me and bit off 4 fingers on my hand ,,.,bloody hell i thought straight up the tree i went with thunder following behind me,,.,i chit myself,,.,any way thunder went off after a while so i started climbing down and whoops a daisy he was back chasing me up the tree,,.but this time he had another bear with him,,.,(there loads in wales)i went too high up the tree for them they soon got fed up so off they went ,,.,i waited for nearly an hour then i started coming back down,,,.., when suddenly,,.,.,.,ahhhhhhhh thunder and his mate was back,,,,..,.,.,with a beaver each under their arms,,,.,.chit i thought (dont educate animals).,,.anyways i started to cry when all of a sudden ,,.,.thunder spoke,.,.,come on James we were only joking,.,.i said to thunder you bit my frickin fingers off pal,,..,.he said he was sorry and that was good for me ,,.,so me,thunder,and his new mate clap,all went for a pint down the pub..........

we went in and the landlord said oiiiii no bears in here !!!! well thunder went potty he said to the landlord hang on a minuet ,,.,bloddy hell the landlord said you can speak ? thunder said yeah why,,.,landlord said no probs 3 pints is it ?thunder said OK.,.,.,,
i went to the toilet and while i was gone the landlord took the beers over and said to thunder thats £30 please,.,.,fair doos thunder paid,,.,the landlord said we don't get many talking bears around here,,.,. and thunder said I'm not surprised at £10 a frickin pint,,,.!!!!! when i came back from the toilet clap put his name down for a game of pool and all the people in the pub started to clap,,,lol(they thought he was telling them to)anyways this is TO BE CONTINUED..,,,.,

could someone please precis this for me?

I feel I should read it as a moderator but lost the will to live two lines in

ta

Read it, its class.

[I KNOW IT]

Why didnt they take the beavers to the pub? a bit selfish , dont you think.  I like a pub with beaver in it

[sofa----king]

James would you beat it in a fight? If it was still alive before anyone gets funny!

well funny you should mention that,,,.,..
i once had a pet bear,,. when i was 9 called thunder,,.my dad won it in an arm wrestling competition against,,., a Greek guy from Spain,,...,and he gave it to me to practise boxing with as a sort of ,,.,"""sparing partner"" we had trouble getting it back into wales so we told the authorities it was a big sheep,,..,.anyway one day when my dad went off to work (down the noodle mine) he left me at home with thunder,,., to do the chores in the house,,., thunder knew when all the work was done me and him could go up to the woods and play,,,.,.there was something funny about thunder today he just didn't look himself,,.i was a bit worried when all of a sudden he turned on me and bit off 4 fingers on my hand ,,.,bloody hell i thought straight up the tree i went with thunder following behind me,,.,i chit myself,,.,any way thunder went off after a while so i started climbing down and whoops a daisy he was back chasing me up the tree,,.but this time he had another bear with him,,.,(there loads in wales)i went too high up the tree for them they soon got fed up so off they went ,,.,i waited for nearly an hour then i started coming back down,,,.., when suddenly,,.,.,.,ahhhhhhhh thunder and his mate was back,,,,..,.,.,with a beaver each under their arms,,,.,.chit i thought (dont educate animals).,,.anyways i started to cry when all of a sudden ,,.,.thunder spoke,.,.,come on James we were only joking,.,.i said to thunder you bit my frickin fingers off pal,,..,.he said he was sorry and that was good for me ,,.,so me,thunder,and his new mate clap,all went for a pint down the pub..........

we went in and the landlord said oiiiii no bears in here !!!! well thunder went potty he said to the landlord hang on a minuet ,,.,bloddy hell the landlord said you can speak ? thunder said yeah why,,.,landlord said no probs 3 pints is it ?thunder said OK.,.,.,,
i went to the toilet and while i was gone the landlord took the beers over and said to thunder thats £30 please,.,.,fair doos thunder paid,,.,the landlord said we don't get many talking bears around here,,.,. and thunder said I'm not surprised at £10 a frickin pint,,,.!!!!! when i came back from the toilet clap put his name down for a game of pool and all the people in the pub started to clap,,,lol(they thought he was telling them to)anyways this is TO BE CONTINUED..,,,.,

could someone please precis this for me?

I feel I should read it as a moderator but lost the will to live two lines in

ta

Read it, its class.

he aint got no class,,,,,,or style about him hehehehhehhehe,.,.,,,you can tell by the way he posts,.,,,,.,he dont even use commas,.,,,

[I KNOW IT]

James would you beat it in a fight? If it was still alive before anyone gets funny!

well funny you should mention that,,,.,..
i once had a pet bear,,. when i was 9 called thunder,,.my dad won it in an arm wrestling competition against,,., a Greek guy from Spain,,...,and he gave it to me to practise boxing with as a sort of ,,.,"""sparing partner"" we had trouble getting it back into wales so we told the authorities it was a big sheep,,..,.anyway one day when my dad went off to work (down the noodle mine) he left me at home with thunder,,., to do the chores in the house,,., thunder knew when all the work was done me and him could go up to the woods and play,,,.,.there was something funny about thunder today he just didn't look himself,,.i was a bit worried when all of a sudden he turned on me and bit off 4 fingers on my hand ,,.,bloody hell i thought straight up the tree i went with thunder following behind me,,.,i chit myself,,.,any way thunder went off after a while so i started climbing down and whoops a daisy he was back chasing me up the tree,,.but this time he had another bear with him,,.,(there loads in wales)i went too high up the tree for them they soon got fed up so off they went ,,.,i waited for nearly an hour then i started coming back down,,,.., when suddenly,,.,.,.,ahhhhhhhh thunder and his mate was back,,,,..,.,.,with a beaver each under their arms,,,.,.chit i thought (dont educate animals).,,.anyways i started to cry when all of a sudden ,,.,.thunder spoke,.,.,come on James we were only joking,.,.i said to thunder you bit my frickin fingers off pal,,..,.he said he was sorry and that was good for me ,,.,so me,thunder,and his new mate clap,all went for a pint down the pub..........

we went in and the landlord said oiiiii no bears in here !!!! well thunder went potty he said to the landlord hang on a minuet ,,.,bloddy hell the landlord said you can speak ? thunder said yeah why,,.,landlord said no probs 3 pints is it ?thunder said OK.,.,.,,
i went to the toilet and while i was gone the landlord took the beers over and said to thunder thats £30 please,.,.,fair doos thunder paid,,.,the landlord said we don't get many talking bears around here,,.,. and thunder said I'm not surprised at £10 a frickin pint,,,.!!!!! when i came back from the toilet clap put his name down for a game of pool and all the people in the pub started to clap,,,lol(they thought he was telling them to)anyways this is TO BE CONTINUED..,,,.,

could someone please precis this for me?

I feel I should read it as a moderator but lost the will to live two lines in

ta

Read it, its class.

he aint got no class,,,,,,or style about him hehehehhehhehe,.,.,,,you can tell by the way he posts,.,,,,.,he dont even use commas,.,,,

L,,,,,,,,O,,,,,,,,,L,,,

[thetank]

Is that Scottish Dave in the original pic?

[Dale]

lol Scottish Dave a Bear

oh the irony haha

[ifm]

Come on sofa!


Did the bear win the game of pool or what??