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« on: January 17, 2007, 11:45:30 PM » |
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The old gags....
Spectroscopists do it until it hertz.
Astro-Physicists do it in black holes.
Dyslexic Particle Physicists do it with hadrons.
Economists do it with models.
Mathematicians do it at the right angle.
Anyone got some decent ones for poker? (or anything else for that matter)
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thetank
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 11:51:35 PM » |
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Poker players are slaves to all the standard deviations?
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bhoywonder
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2007, 11:54:29 PM » |
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poker players get TURNed on even after a flop
i'll get ma jacket
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thetank
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2007, 11:56:15 PM » |
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STT players try to avoid flops.
or
STT players mostly do it pre-flop.
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KingPoker
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2007, 11:56:56 PM » |
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poker players dont put it all in til they can see the nuts!!!
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007, 12:01:19 AM » |
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Omaha players often take it through the backdoor.....
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[19:44:40] Oracle: WE'RE ALL GOING ON A SPANISH HOLIDAY! TRIGGS STABLES SHIT!
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bhoywonder
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2007, 12:01:44 AM » |
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STT players try to avoid flops.
flops are a dirrect result of STD's |
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TightEnd
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 12:02:33 AM » |
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Hi Lo poker players try to swing both ways
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I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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KingPoker
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2007, 12:04:51 AM » |
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Limit players like to control how much they put in!
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thetank
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2007, 12:07:44 AM » |
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Stud players like their best bits in the hole.
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TightEnd
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2007, 12:08:27 AM » |
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Stud players like their best bits in the hole.
wired preferably |
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By the way, I'm leaving out today
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Tonji
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2007, 12:10:30 AM » |
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poker players do it with their own hand
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KingPoker
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2007, 12:17:13 AM » |
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Pokerplayers do it online and over the table
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thetank
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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2007, 12:19:06 AM » |
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There's no skill involved when Gutshot players do it.
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KingPoker
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2007, 12:22:50 AM » |
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pokerplayers sometimes find it hard to decide when to put it all in
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