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« on: January 18, 2007, 03:03:33 AM »

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?



One to change the light bulb

One to post that the light bulb has been changed

One to share a similar experience of changing a light bulb, and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

One to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

One to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

One to flame the spell checker

Two to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

One to condemn those two as anal-retentive

One industry professional to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

One know-it-all, who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

One to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

One to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

Six and a half to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

One to post a URL where you can see examples of different light bulbs

One to post that the URL was posted incorrectly, and then post the corrected URL

One to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

One to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

One to quote the "Me too" to say "Me three"

One to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

One to ask what is a "FAQ"

One to say "didnt we do this already,,,,,,,,,, last --week,,."

One to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

and a new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2007, 03:05:41 AM »

oooh, and one to post a joke about sub-atomic particles that exist within lightbulbs......

I seem to missing an electron.
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2007, 03:06:48 AM »

Are you sure?
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2007, 03:07:08 AM »

Yes, I'm positive.
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007, 03:14:01 AM »

 
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007, 03:23:01 AM »

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?



One to change the light bulb

One to post that the light bulb has been changed

One to share a similar experience of changing a light bulb, and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

One to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

One to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

One to flame the spell checker

Two to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

One to condemn those two as anal-retentive

One industry professional to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

One know-it-all, who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

One to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

One to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

Six and a half to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

One to post a URL where you can see examples of different light bulbs

One to post that the URL was posted incorrectly, and then post the corrected URL

One to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

One to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

One to quote the "Me too" to say "Me three"

One to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

One to ask what is a "FAQ"

One to say "didnt we do this already,,,,,,,,,, last --week,,."

One to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

and a new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

What about one to start a poll on the best way to change a lightbulb ............
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2007, 03:23:04 AM »

You haven't mentioned bump.
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 03:28:01 AM »

You haven't mentioned bump.

Who ?     
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2007, 06:55:15 AM »

Who noticed that the bulb needed changing in the first place
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2007, 07:10:48 AM »

I like this. V Clever Tank
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2007, 10:52:26 AM »

one mod to read the thread, one to moan about it, a third to argue with the second and then Mad Yank comes along
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2007, 10:52:52 AM »

I just nabbed it off another forum and changed it slightly.

When I read it, this line made me chuckle...

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One to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2007, 11:02:06 AM »

You missed out one to post that lightbulbs are rigged
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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2007, 11:17:00 AM »

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?



One to change the light bulb

One to post that the light bulb has been changed

One to share a similar experience of changing a light bulb, and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

One to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

One to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

One to flame the spell checker

Two to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

One to condemn those two as anal-retentive

One industry professional to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

One know-it-all, who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

One to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

One to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

Six and a half to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

One to post a URL where you can see examples of different light bulbs

One to post that the URL was posted incorrectly, and then post the corrected URL

One to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

One to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

One to quote the "Me too" to say "Me three"

One to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

One to ask what is a "FAQ"

One to say "didnt we do this already,,,,,,,,,, last --week,,."

One to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

and a new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

What about one to start a poll on the best way to change a lightbulb ............

 
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2007, 12:26:49 PM »

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?



One to change the light bulb

One to post that the light bulb has been changed

One to share a similar experience of changing a light bulb, and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

One to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

One to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

One to flame the spell checker

Two to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

One to condemn those two as anal-retentive

One industry professional to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

One know-it-all, who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

One to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

One to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

Six and a half to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

One to post a URL where you can see examples of different light bulbs

One to post that the URL was posted incorrectly, and then post the corrected URL

One to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

One to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

One to quote the "Me too" to say "Me three"

One to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

One to ask what is a "FAQ"

One to say "didnt we do this already,,,,,,,,,, last --week,,."

One to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

and a new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

What about one to start a poll on the best way to change a lightbulb ............

 

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