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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2005, 10:44:19 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on September 20, 2005, 10:41:08 PM
Calm down dear, it's only a commercial


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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2005, 10:45:14 PM »
Spitting in the street ... it really really REALLY makes me angry,  WHY do people do it ??

Drivers that beep their horn when they pass a pretty girl ... by all means have a damn good letch, but why hit the horn ?? do they think it will make her run in front of them, stop their car and offer them some sort of sexual favour ?? .. NO she will think you are a cock... and rightly so !!!

this one might be a bit controversial, but sod it ... who cares .... shop keepers who talk in their own language whilst serving you ... and not even looking at you while they hand over the change .... BLOODY IGNORANT !!!!

parents who scream at their toddlers for lagging behind them as they march off in front chatting to their mate while puffing away on a cigarette ....  FFS the kids only got little legs, and you should be holding its hand and LOOKING AFTER IT ....

Olives .... what bloody purpose do they serve... no one likes them, they only buy them cos they think its trendy ... DISGUSTING ...


People coughing in public without covering their mouths ....


The GREEN cornflake ... do they put 1 in every bloody box on purpose ?? and why is it that although me and my 2 kids all eat them, its always me that gets the green one ??


God this is good therapy ... thanks Red Smiley
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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2005, 10:46:44 PM »
Is there a restriction to how many we can select. (I'm taking this very seriously)  Undecided Undecided

How many did they let u have on room 101?

I really need to think about this for when they invite me on...

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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2005, 10:46:51 PM »
big brother (George Orwell, gettit?)
chip 'n pin
speedbank charges
overseas charges
banks in general (long story)
SPEED BUMPS
kids in pubs
wine drinkers in pubs (be a man!)
golf (and i play every chance i get)
SPEED CAMERAS
ugly blokes with fit birds
car tax
Floella Benjamin (used to hide behind the sofa when she came on)
Bonny Langford (aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh)
people with visible blackheads (just wanna squeeze their faces)
comb overs
checking in 2 hours early for a flight
soft porn channels (wassthapoint?)

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« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2005, 10:50:37 PM »
Parents on a busy road who hold the dogs lead and let their toddler run ahead
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« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2005, 10:51:56 PM »
Welcome to the National Lottery Show, and here's your host, Dale Winton .

And now it's time for Bargain Hunt. Here he is, David Dickinson.

Whoever decided to commission You've been framed/Whoever decided that Lisa Riley should be on television.

And in five minutes it will be "It'll be Alright on the night, Volume 4,987, with Denis Norden" RETIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2005, 10:53:46 PM »
TV's like TightEnd's (with no off swich)
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« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2005, 10:54:35 PM »
Quote from: ifm on September 20, 2005, 10:46:51 PM
big brother (George Orwell, gettit?)
chip 'n pin
speedbank charges
overseas charges
banks in general (long story)
SPEED BUMPS
kids in pubs
wine drinkers in pubs (be a man!)
golf (and i play every chance i get)
SPEED CAMERAS
ugly blokes with fit birds
car tax
Floella Benjamin (used to hide behind the sofa when she came on)
Bonny Langford (aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh)
people with visible blackheads (just wanna squeeze their faces)
comb overs
checking in 2 hours early for a flight
soft porn channels (wassthapoint?)

many many more


are we lost long twins, seperated at birth?
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« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2005, 10:55:50 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on September 20, 2005, 10:53:46 PM
TV's like TightEnd's (with no off swich)

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« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2005, 10:58:02 PM »
Radio stations that play one decent tune 30 seconds before news time, then have to cut it short
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« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2005, 11:02:09 PM »
Being charged for a little tiny sachet of tomato sauce after I've paid for my dinner
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« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2005, 11:02:38 PM »
finding out too late that you've run out of bog rolll at the gala casino and being forced to use a poster on the door.

 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2005, 11:03:41 PM »
Goatee beards

£8.99 for a pack of 5 Mach 3 Gillette Razors?

Waiting at the petrol pump for the till operator to flick the switch so you can fill up

Call out charges for Electricians/Plumbers etc

Taxi firms who say 10 minutes but mean 25.

Girls who want to talk afterwards.

Graeme Souness

David Pleat as Match summariser

Trying to open Child proof medicine bottles

Henry Blofeld,OK that's the seventh time you've told me about the pigeons. Shut up.

Dial Up Internet connections

Cricket going to Sky

Football at 12pm on a Sunday

Prawn Cocktail crisps

Marmite
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« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2005, 11:07:08 PM »
"Girls who want to talk afterwards"

Better than those that talk during (about painting the ceiling)
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« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2005, 11:07:28 PM »
Pickled onion flavour monster munch !!!!   the house stinks for hours after the kids eat them !!!
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