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« on: September 20, 2005, 10:01:22 PM »

What are your pet hates, what would you banish forever into room 101. I don't mean the big things like disease or war, we would all do that, I mean the little things that others don't seem to notice but but make your blood boil

Some of mine are

TV programmes that interest me but cut to a different shot every second, either that or the camera man runs around the subject untill I'm dizzy, or treats me to a tight close up of someones left nostril

Those robot telephone call center machines that give you a list of options without the one that you need

The way trouser manufacturers think everyone has a 32in waist and 36in legs, and the fact that you can't buy ordinary jeans, you have to buy twisted/ripped/bleached/ jeans, ie, they are knackered, but cost 100% more

Cafe's where you can have pie chips and peas, or sausage chips and beans, but not pie chips and beans 'because it's not on the menu'

Those toilet paper dispensers in public loos where the end of the roll disappears into the drum and takes forever to coax out again, then when you do get your hands on it, you get one square and it snaps off inside the drum again, and its always that shiny paper that dosn't wipe anything off, it just sort of spreads it around a bit

Vending machines that dont give me my change, I refuse to leave it, so I have to find a member of staff (usually a half mile walk away) they have to find a supervisor, the supervisor can't find the keys and looks at me as if to say 'what's wrong with you? it's only 50p'

GRRRRRR!!!!! I have plenty more but I need to lie down



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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2005, 10:06:47 PM »

some peoples ignoranse really bothers me, like when you are driving and you let somebody through even when its your right of way and that dont say thank you, or when somebody is serving you in a shop and the phone rings and they answer it and then totally ignore you
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2005, 10:19:00 PM »

Ah. Good post.

I've spent many a time wondering this. (I live an exciting life Embarrassed)

Used to be a big fan of the show when Hancock did it.

Hmm. I'll have a think and get back to u on this one.


I think Birmingham City FC are an early contender.

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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2005, 10:22:34 PM »

Just a starter:

Silent 'phone calls. I know it is a machine looking for fax to puke it's adverts on but I want to strangle the damn thing, especially when at 1.00am.
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2005, 10:23:23 PM »

lawers that overcharge Wink
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2005, 10:24:51 PM »

American style coffee bars where I can get anything except a simple cup of tea or coffee, for £2.50 a cup. You can take your double espresso with mocha, walnuts and stuff right back to Seattle

People who have drive thru McDonalds and throw the litter out of their cars in the car park in the vicinity

School kids who smoke

Parents who allow children under 10 to have their ears pierced

ITV

Specifically celebrity/makeover/gardening makeover type programmes

Jordan

Peter Andre

Hello/OK magazine

Tabloids

Currently, premiership football

EPT Organisers

Rude poker players

Spin doctors

Estuary English

The M25

People who rubberneck at accidents on the other side of the motorway causing a jam on your side

The person who invented Tamogochi's

Balamory

Teletubbies

The Crazy frog

Boy bands

Girls Aloud

The Osbournes

Rap/Hip Hop

People who eat on trains

People who speak inanely on mobiles in the train "I've just reached St Albans, I'll be home in ten minutes, what's for tea?" F OFF.

Middle lane drivers on the motorway

Fog lights when it's murky, not foggy

How much it costs to service my car..oil change £150..you're having a laugh!!!

Shopping with women

Getting up in the morning

Shaving

Being nearly 40



Red Dog, you did ask!!!!!









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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2005, 10:26:08 PM »

Tight End!!! It's a room (hence "Room 101"), you need a bleedin' warehouse.
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2005, 10:26:44 PM »

lawers that overcharge Wink

Spelling lessons come free!  Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2005, 10:27:21 PM »

LOL Robert

Here's another one...Psychotherapists!!!
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2005, 10:28:38 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2005, 10:30:32 PM »

lawers that overcharge Wink

Spelling lessons come free!  Tongue

sorry i just couldnt type it quick enough
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2005, 10:31:14 PM »

The fog lights, oh God I HATE THE FOG LIGHTS
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2005, 10:36:04 PM »

Being charged for being overdrawn for a day, but then taking three days to clear a cheque going into my account

Lloyds TSB...Welcome to Room 101


Having to pay £2.99 for a simple birthday card

Clinton Cards...Welcome to Room 101


Nothing to pay for 6 months blah blah balh

DFS...Welcome to Room 101


Had an accident? Someone else's fault?

Those stupid adverts...Welcome to Room 101


"I needed money and all it took was one phone call"

Ocean Finance...Welcome to Room 101



Omg, THIS COULD TAKE ALL NIGHT
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2005, 10:36:52 PM »

Fs sake REd, what have you started.

Deep breathes Tight.
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2005, 10:41:08 PM »

Calm down dear, it's only a commercial
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