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« Reply #270 on: September 21, 2005, 01:32:20 PM »

grown men who wear days of the week socks .... and on the correct days !!
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« Reply #271 on: September 21, 2005, 01:35:14 PM »

I love Little Britain, fantastically funny

I love The Fast Show, excellent


but overuse of catchphrases in everyday life by sad gits in pubs...no thanks


"Yes but, no but, yes but"

"I want that one"

"I'm the only gay in the village"

"Suits you sir"

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« Reply #272 on: September 21, 2005, 01:35:57 PM »

People on the tube who just stand in the entrance, and don't get out of the way.

Airlines who charge inordinate amounts for direct flights, and then give shite service.

People who look down their noses at women in card rooms.

My boss.

Bastards who are cruel to animals.

That shit who slow played aces to me last night.

All the people who send me crap emails because they can't or don't read instructions properly.

Idiots at card rooms who jam tables so close together someone with a bit of padding on their arse can't get between tables.

Underwiring on bras that explodes and makes yer tits look like the leaning tower of Pisa at exactly the wrong moment.

Heparin

Hammersmith Hospital A&E department - who have attempted to kill me twice.

The next person who asks me if I am German.

All those nerdy turds who flip their chips all the time while at the tables - no-one cares you can do it you know!

Insurance on Credit Card Payments that don't actually cover you for anything useful when you need them to.

Those calls you get that are from call centres, and it rings when you pick it up so you end up waiting for someone to talk to you when they have rung you!

Idiots who run screaming from your dog when they are in a park where dogs can run free!

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« Reply #273 on: September 21, 2005, 01:37:42 PM »

Socks with cartoons on

Does that inlude the tazmanian devil?  Sad Cry


yes, no exceptions.

Wallace and Gromit?
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« Reply #274 on: September 21, 2005, 01:38:01 PM »

People on the tube who just stand in the entrance, and don't get out of the way.

Airlines who charge inordinate amounts for direct flights, and then give shite service.

People who look down their noses at women in card rooms.

My boss.

Bastards who are cruel to animals.

That shit who slow played aces to me last night.

All the people who send me crap emails because they can't or don't read instructions properly.

Idiots at card rooms who jam tables so close together someone with a bit of padding on their arse can't get between tables.

Underwiring on bras that explodes and makes yer tits look like the leaning tower of Pisa at exactly the wrong moment.

Heparin

Hammersmith Hospital A&E department - who have attempted to kill me twice.

The next person who asks me if I am German.

All those nerdy turds who flip their chips all the time while at the tables - no-one cares you can do it you know!

Insurance on Credit Card Payments that don't actually cover you for anything useful when you need them to.

Those calls you get that are from call centres, and it rings when you pick it up so you end up waiting for someone to talk to you when they have rung you!

Idiots who run screaming from your dog when they are in a park where dogs can run free!

Celery

The Aladdin Hotel and Casino Las Vegas

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Marvellous stuff, where've you been???!?!

Tell me more about the underwired bra's!!!!
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« Reply #275 on: September 21, 2005, 01:39:06 PM »



no exceptions. but I might weaken a little at Gromit.On socks/cufflinks. Not ties   Grin
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« Reply #276 on: September 21, 2005, 01:39:32 PM »



All those nerdy turds who flip their chips all the time while at the tables - no-one cares you can do it you know!


Brilliant LOL LOL
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« Reply #277 on: September 21, 2005, 01:40:32 PM »

Heid, are you Austrian?
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« Reply #278 on: September 21, 2005, 01:41:25 PM »



no exceptions. but I might weaken a little at Gromit.On socks/cufflinks. Not ties   Grin

Guess I'm gonna have to buy some more socks before my next comp.  Wink
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« Reply #279 on: September 21, 2005, 01:42:55 PM »

people who spend all their time on forums

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« Reply #280 on: September 21, 2005, 01:44:18 PM »

people who spend all their time on forums

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Shut it Snoppster
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« Reply #281 on: September 21, 2005, 01:45:08 PM »

Leaving my computer to go to the gym, then finding out I have got fatter
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« Reply #282 on: September 21, 2005, 01:45:57 PM »

Going to the Gym
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« Reply #283 on: September 21, 2005, 01:46:25 PM »

Back soon, knackered and sweaty
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« Reply #284 on: September 21, 2005, 01:47:32 PM »

BTW Twelve angry men was great (again)
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