A Night In The Closet

[RED-DOG]

theswan, forgive me if I misunderstood................


Red - I think she bats for the other team mate!!!

Well I think I've proved something here.....

Ok Im lost......    I'll shush and go somewhere else.

No, you were right first time Trace...Not sure what Red thinks he's proved lol...I'm confused now!? (Not in THAT way though)

You're confused?!!!!

BTW- What about those Dolphins?

[Horneris]

Iv never seen a gay male person in the flesh. There certainly isnt any in my town. I just imagined its something what happened down south in London and Brighton (see Flushy).
I dont know how id react in that situation, i'd like to think id be ok, but to be honest im pretty sure i'd feel pretty sick if a guy tried to chat me up.

Despite this, im not homophobic, and i doubt you are really Snoopy. It was obviously a difficult situation for you.

[Trace]

theswan, forgive me if I misunderstood................


Red - I think she bats for the other team mate!!!

Well I think I've proved something here.....

Ok Im lost......    I'll shush and go somewhere else.

No, you were right first time Trace...Not sure what Red thinks he's proved lol...I'm confused now!? (Not in THAT way though)

TFFT -  two of us confused!

Can I just say theswan that in your pic you look a little like Tracy whatsherface off Corrie!    <<  Hope that hasn't offended you!

[Sark79]

I don't think you are any different to a lot of guys.  It was a strange environment and you reacted like most straight guys would. You have nothing to feel bad about.

I have met a few gay guys who were friends of friends, but they seemed abit unfriendly and tended to hang around with females rather than chat to my group of friends. This is understandable as all my mates and I are straight, they may have felt intimidated or afraid they wouldn't be accepted.

When I was around 16, I was on holiday with my friend and we accidentally went into a gay bar. It was on the way to the main pub/club area and I was desperate to find out the result of a boxing match featuring Evander Holyfield. My mate agreed to go into a dodgy rundown looking bar as I could see the TV through the window showing sports. We had a drink and after a few minutes my mate whispered to me that we were in a gay bar. I looked round and saw a couple of sets of guys holding hands or kissing. I wasn't too bothered as my attention was on the sports results being shown, but my mate panicked in case his Dad and Uncle saw us in there 

[theswan]

theswan, forgive me if I misunderstood................


Red - I think she bats for the other team mate!!!

Well I think I've proved something here.....

Ok Im lost......    I'll shush and go somewhere else.

No, you were right first time Trace...Not sure what Red thinks he's proved lol...I'm confused now!? (Not in THAT way though)

TFFT -  two of us confused!

Can I just say theswan that in your pic you look a little like Tracy whatsherface off Corrie!    <<  Hope that hasn't offended you!

Lol Umm..No I don't find that offensive at all....If you'd said 'Fiz'..or 'Janice'..then I would have some issues!

[KingPoker]

Hey dunno if anyone told u this before but u look like fizz, from coronation street in you pic 

  KingPoker

[theswan]

Muhuhuahahaha 

[KingPoker]

What 
She's one of the prettiest girls in the world. Judge for yourself......mwhahaha

[Sark79]

The Swan is far nicer than her  .  What TV show is she an actress in?

[Dingdell]

I'm just really surprised that so many people have had little, or No in Snoopys case, interaction with Gay men. Gay men and women make up a percentage of society that we will come across in normal everyday life.

Perhaps unless they are outwardly camp your gaydar just misses them and you dont realise they are gay.

With a younger lifestyle than I have, so I assume more of a social life, I would have thought that gay friends would have been the norm. I have gay friends, Dingdells Bern's son is gay, I have gay clients.

I am just really surprised.

As for the club incident, just take your shirt off, get sweaty and have a good time - just cos its blokes dancing together whats the harm - wait till you go to a jewish wedding.

Funny enough a gay couple ran one of the pubs in my home town and were treated the same as everyone else. I was in digs run by a gay man & the girl in the room next door was a lesbian.... BUT that didn't prepare me for the shock of a gay club. I don't mean they were being shocking, I mean more the feeling of being off 'my territory' and in theirs.

Risk of being shouted at for lowering the tone... but I'd not be TOO surprised at you having gay clients Dingdell, considering what you do...

There had to be one ill informed person. Why would my clinic attract gay clients in particular Rod??

If you think having a colonic is gay then think again - I have more clients who are professional sportsmen than gay clients.

My clients are focussed on detoxing and health issues - interestingly the gay community that I have experienced tends to have a very holistic approach to health and tend to eat more healthily than the average hetro man. They don't need my help to be healthy. Think about it - you see a lot less beer bellies in a gay club than you do elsewhere.  I bet Snoppy (when he had his eyes open) saw more pecs than fat at the club.

I know the post was tongue in cheek ( )  but my clients are approx 40% men, 60% women with the average age between 30 and 50 and predominantly hetrosexual. 

Don't treat the bottom as a gay area - it's an eliminative organ which, if unhealthy, can lead to toxicity and disease in the body. That's why we get the sports guys coming in - their job is to be healthy and as fit as possible.

Lecture over.

[RED-DOG]

Lecture over.

TFFT!

[Dingdell]

Iv never seen a gay male person in the flesh. There certainly isnt any in my town. I just imagined its something what happened down south in London and Brighton (see Flushy).
I dont know how id react in that situation, i'd like to think id be ok, but to be honest im pretty sure i'd feel pretty sick if a guy tried to chat me up.

Despite this, im not homophobic, and i doubt you are really Snoopy. It was obviously a difficult situation for you.

Why in earth would a gay guy try to chat you up? You're not gay - why would he try and pick up a straight guy? You're not going to be much fun on a date so he wouldn't bother.    He's not looking for a challenge - just wants to find someone he's got things in common with (like we all do) - and you aint it!!

  

[Dingdell]

Lecture over.

TFFT!

Same time next week at the clinic Red? 

[RED-DOG]

Lecture over.

TFFT!

Same time next week at the clinic Red? 

Great! Your turn to be face down this time, my treat!

[Horneris]

Iv never seen a gay male person in the flesh. There certainly isnt any in my town. I just imagined its something what happened down south in London and Brighton (see Flushy).
I dont know how id react in that situation, i'd like to think id be ok, but to be honest im pretty sure i'd feel pretty sick if a guy tried to chat me up.

Despite this, im not homophobic, and i doubt you are really Snoopy. It was obviously a difficult situation for you.

Why in earth would a gay guy try to chat you up? You're not gay - why would he try and pick up a straight guy? You're not going to be much fun on a date so he wouldn't bother.    He's not looking for a challenge - just wants to find someone he's got things in common with (like we all do) - and you aint it!!

  

I was going on something i think Kinboshi or Rod said earlier in the thread about being chatted up by in the gay clubs