A Night In The Closet

[Dingdell]

Iv never seen a gay male person in the flesh. There certainly isnt any in my town. I just imagined its something what happened down south in London and Brighton (see Flushy).
I dont know how id react in that situation, i'd like to think id be ok, but to be honest im pretty sure i'd feel pretty sick if a guy tried to chat me up.

Despite this, im not homophobic, and i doubt you are really Snoopy. It was obviously a difficult situation for you.

Why in earth would a gay guy try to chat you up? You're not gay - why would he try and pick up a straight guy? You're not going to be much fun on a date so he wouldn't bother.    He's not looking for a challenge - just wants to find someone he's got things in common with (like we all do) - and you aint it!!

  

I was going on something i think Kinboshi or Rod said earlier in the thread about being chatted up by in the gay clubs

Ahhh - I missed that - it becomes clearer - I think their posts told us more than they expected.......they are attracting the gaydar....

[kinboshi]

I always get a fair bit of attention.  Doesn't bother me at all though.  Only the same as a girl chatting me up.  I'm off the market, so the end result is the same.  I get a drink out of it if possible!

[KingPoker]

I always get a fair bit of attention.  Doesn't bother me at all though.  Only the same as a girl chatting me up.  I'm off the market, so the end result is the same.  I get a drink out of it if possible!

I bet u do. U were getting the eye from the swedish guy in that EPT picture. And u know what......u were loving it!!!!!!! Slag!

[AndrewT]

Iv never seen a gay male person in the flesh. There certainly isnt any in my town. I just imagined its something what happened down south in London and Brighton (see Flushy).
I dont know how id react in that situation, i'd like to think id be ok, but to be honest im pretty sure i'd feel pretty sick if a guy tried to chat me up.

Despite this, im not homophobic, and i doubt you are really Snoopy. It was obviously a difficult situation for you.

Why in earth would a gay guy try to chat you up? You're not gay - why would he try and pick up a straight guy? You're not going to be much fun on a date so he wouldn't bother.    He's not looking for a challenge - just wants to find someone he's got things in common with (like we all do) - and you aint it!!

A supremely gay ex-workmate of mine used to say that there was no such thing as a straight man - just a gay man who he'd not managed to get drunk enough for him to realise it...

[kinboshi]

I always get a fair bit of attention.  Doesn't bother me at all though.  Only the same as a girl chatting me up.  I'm off the market, so the end result is the same.  I get a drink out of it if possible!

I bet u do. U were getting the eye from the swedish guy in that EPT picture. And u know what......u were loving it!!!!!!! Slag!

You are just 

[KingPoker]

 

[Dingdell]

Iv never seen a gay male person in the flesh. There certainly isnt any in my town. I just imagined its something what happened down south in London and Brighton (see Flushy).
I dont know how id react in that situation, i'd like to think id be ok, but to be honest im pretty sure i'd feel pretty sick if a guy tried to chat me up.

Despite this, im not homophobic, and i doubt you are really Snoopy. It was obviously a difficult situation for you.

Why in earth would a gay guy try to chat you up? You're not gay - why would he try and pick up a straight guy? You're not going to be much fun on a date so he wouldn't bother.    He's not looking for a challenge - just wants to find someone he's got things in common with (like we all do) - and you aint it!!

A supremely gay ex-workmate of mine used to say that there was no such thing as a straight man - just a gay man who he'd not managed to get drunk enough for him to realise it...

Blimey - do you think all those hetro guys that go out and get drunk on a Friday night are living in hope!!!!

[action man]

this thread reminds me of my mates favourite saying, "im not homophobic!!, im not scared of them"

[Trace]

Give me a shout when we get to the Bisexual section someone!!!

[thetank]

A supremely gay ex-workmate of mine used to say that there was no such thing as a straight man - just a gay man who he'd not managed to get drunk enough for him to realise it...

Best way to deal with him is to agree 100%. You are a little gay, just don't happen to fancy him.

[AndrewT]

A supremely gay ex-workmate of mine used to say that there was no such thing as a straight man - just a gay man who he'd not managed to get drunk enough for him to realise it...

Best way to deal with him is to agree 100%. You are a little gay, just don't happen to fancy him.

I must stress he didnt say this to me, whilst covertly slipping a vodka into my pint - he did have standards.

BTW - here is a little gay.

[Rod Paradise]

I'm just really surprised that so many people have had little, or No in Snoopys case, interaction with Gay men. Gay men and women make up a percentage of society that we will come across in normal everyday life.

Perhaps unless they are outwardly camp your gaydar just misses them and you dont realise they are gay.

With a younger lifestyle than I have, so I assume more of a social life, I would have thought that gay friends would have been the norm. I have gay friends, Dingdells Bern's son is gay, I have gay clients.

I am just really surprised.

As for the club incident, just take your shirt off, get sweaty and have a good time - just cos its blokes dancing together whats the harm - wait till you go to a jewish wedding.

Funny enough a gay couple ran one of the pubs in my home town and were treated the same as everyone else. I was in digs run by a gay man & the girl in the room next door was a lesbian.... BUT that didn't prepare me for the shock of a gay club. I don't mean they were being shocking, I mean more the feeling of being off 'my territory' and in theirs.

Risk of being shouted at for lowering the tone... but I'd not be TOO surprised at you having gay clients Dingdell, considering what you do...

There had to be one ill informed person. Why would my clinic attract gay clients in particular Rod??

If you think having a colonic is gay then think again - I have more clients who are professional sportsmen than gay clients.

My clients are focussed on detoxing and health issues - interestingly the gay community that I have experienced tends to have a very holistic approach to health and tend to eat more healthily than the average hetro man. They don't need my help to be healthy. Think about it - you see a lot less beer bellies in a gay club than you do elsewhere.  I bet Snoppy (when he had his eyes open) saw more pecs than fat at the club.

I know the post was tongue in cheek ( )  but my clients are approx 40% men, 60% women with the average age between 30 and 50 and predominantly hetrosexual. 

Don't treat the bottom as a gay area - it's an eliminative organ which, if unhealthy, can lead to toxicity and disease in the body. That's why we get the sports guys coming in - their job is to be healthy and as fit as possible.

Lecture over.

Sorry - I knew I'd get pulled up for that...

I was going to be more explicit to make the obvious gag more obvious, but I knew I was wrong - it was just a crap joke opportunity.

Being a wee bit serious, I've considered trying a colonic as with my red-meat diet I reckon I've half a coo stuck in my colon.

(BTW if I was to be lucky enough to meet a lady willing for some 'backdoor action' I'd hope she'd had the back close swept ).

[RED-DOG]

I think you should have quit while you were ahead Rod.

[kinboshi]

I think you should have quit while you were ahead Rod.

Nah, apparently he was behind...

[TightEnd]

Rod!!!!!!

stop digging