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« on: January 24, 2007, 12:55:48 PM »

When are you going to die...?


www.deathclock.com
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2007, 12:59:43 PM »

Monday, october 23, 2045
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2007, 01:01:12 PM »

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Are you a skinny smoker aged 18?
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2007, 01:02:43 PM »

skinny smoker - but older - something wrong with this clock!!!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2007, 01:04:49 PM »

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Doesn't ask if you have any terminal illness though (which could be an influencing factor here I would have thought ).
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2007, 01:07:06 PM »

July 2048.

I told my friend Ahmed about this site and he said he was going to die tomorrow morning. I told him he must have filled it out wrong but he seems quite certain.
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2007, 01:08:12 PM »

Clocks broken I think lol:

Saturday, September 15, 2063. 1,849,535,814 seconds to live.
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2007, 01:10:04 PM »

I dont need the clock because i knew already - i have just under 5 years left apparently.
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2007, 01:10:27 PM »

lmao @Andrew..
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2007, 02:20:57 PM »

How come body mass goes no lower than 25 Huh?  , mine was 19 so cant get an accurate reading by that .
Tried with the bmi at 25 and i'm dying on Tuesday, August 17, 2060  , so i have a few years to make Pauls life miserable  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2007, 02:23:30 PM »

25/01/2007 
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2007, 02:24:25 PM »

How come body mass goes no lower than 25 Huh?  , mine was 19 so cant get an accurate reading by that .
Tried with the bmi at 25 and i'm dying on Tuesday, August 17, 2060  , so i have a few years to make Pauls life miserable  Wink

I assume because it's only at 25 that it begins to negatively affect you healthwise.
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2007, 02:25:16 PM »

Ahhhhh , thanks for that Andrew  Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2007, 02:30:07 PM »

Ahhhhh , thanks for that Andrew  Smiley

At least it meant you could tell everyone how your BMI is only 19 Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2007, 02:37:00 PM »

2044 must get hit by a car or something
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