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snoopy1239
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Favourite Simpsons' Lines
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February 02, 2007, 07:41:20 PM »
Watching it just now and the following made me laugh...
Bart (to cop): Wow, can I see your club?
Cop (sarcastically): It's called a Ba-ton, son.
Bart: What do you do with it?
Cop: We club people.
Care to share your faves?
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February 02, 2007, 07:58:41 PM »
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February 02, 2007, 08:54:40 PM »
On the same episode...
Bart: Comparing Nelson's sick note with his recent test paper, you'll noticed his 'd's are elongated in the same way.
Skinner: Forgery!!!.... So he
didn't
have leprosy...
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Re: Favourite Simpsons' Lines
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February 02, 2007, 11:05:12 PM »
If I may offer a few candidates:
Lisa: Oedipus is the one who killed his father and married his mother
Homer: Arrrgh! Who paid for THAT wedding?
Homer: Alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure
Moe: Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up. Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine. Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp! Ha ha!
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February 02, 2007, 11:44:56 PM »
After Lisa asks why he always eats donuts at work and never eats anything healthy like fruit, Homer's response:
Homer
(pointing to a donut)
: This one's got purple stuff inside. Purple's a fruit...
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February 03, 2007, 12:07:11 AM »
Prison guard to Homer
"No listening, you hear?"
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February 03, 2007, 12:13:10 AM »
my favourite..............whats on the other channels ?
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February 03, 2007, 12:38:37 AM »
All of my favourite lines are from Ralph Wiggum or Grandpa Simpson.
My all time favourite (this week) is when Ralph Wiggum plants an Ice Cream on his forehead and then says:
"I'm a unitard!"
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February 03, 2007, 12:46:07 AM »
Anyone who's woken up the morning after a severe dent in the bankroll has got to appreciate Homer waking up in the garden and saying "Ah the two seconds of bliss before I remember the reason why I'm sleeping in the garden"
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February 03, 2007, 01:02:56 AM »
Far far too many, this thread could beat the numbers game.
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Quote from: doubleup on February 03, 2007, 12:46:07 AM
Anyone who's woken up the morning after a severe dent in the bankroll has got to appreciate Homer waking up in the garden and saying "Ah the two seconds of bliss before I remember the reason why I'm sleeping in the garden"
Waking up without my shirt is normally the givaway
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February 03, 2007, 01:17:09 AM »
Hello operator? Gimme the number for 911
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February 03, 2007, 01:32:40 AM »
Homer: Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up
there.
[Marge knocks the waffle into Homer's hands]
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites]
Mmm, sacrilicious.
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February 03, 2007, 01:39:48 AM »
Probably not 100% accurate...
"This park is so perfect nothing can possibli go wrong"
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Ned Flanders to Bart and Lisa: "Hello neglectarino's"
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