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« Reply #45 on: February 03, 2007, 07:25:45 PM » |
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The best gambling ones are:
1. "Hello Vegas ... gimme a hundred bucks on red ... Doh ! OK I'll send you a cheque"
2. Bart to Lisa: "you got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, no matter what anyone says. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money"
3. Moe (I thik?) has gone skint laying the Harlem Globetrotters.... "Awww c'mon, now they are using a freaking ladder."
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« Reply #46 on: February 03, 2007, 09:42:55 PM » |
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Ralf wiggum "me failing english? thats unpossible"
Have to agree this last season of the simpsons has been so poor, just rehashes of earlier episodes.
Family guy is funny in a different way, i like the fact that it doesn't have a morality check like on the simpsons
Peter generally doesn't give a crap. "oh crip he's a crapple'
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« Reply #47 on: February 03, 2007, 11:49:04 PM » |
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Never ever insult South Park, quite possible the funniest thing every made. Stone and Parker are 2 of the funniest guys alive and I can only imagine what their weekly dealers bill is while they write some of the stuff. Although the Simpsons is one of my favourite shows and I love Family Guy as well I defy anyone to watch Team America and not hurt themselves lauhing.
hey, lets go back to my office for the debriefing.....aaaannnddddd cocktails! |
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« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2007, 12:40:24 AM » |
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Think the only thing as funny as Team America was Borat this year. That was another one that genuinely had me laughing all the way throughout.
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better lucky than good
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« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2007, 05:03:39 AM » |
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Nuclear Regulatory Commission agent: I'm still not sure how he caused the meltdown. There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck!!
Mr. Burns: Oh, very well, it's time for your bribe. Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing, or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.
Nuclear Regulatory Commission agent: The box! The box!
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« Reply #50 on: February 04, 2007, 03:50:36 PM » |
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roflmao
i'm torn between simpsons and Family guy, some of the latter is hilarious.
Never got south park really
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« Reply #51 on: February 06, 2007, 02:39:54 PM » |
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Homer "no tv and no beer make Homer something something"
Marge "go crazy"
Homer "dont mind if i do.. rarrarraablibliablababli...blehblooblehblooblehbloo..hamamama.."
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« Reply #52 on: February 07, 2007, 12:17:35 AM » |
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Kodos the alien 'Your vast intellect is no match for our puny weapons'
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« Reply #53 on: February 07, 2007, 02:16:10 AM » |
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Kang [running for President]: Abortions for all! [crowd boos]
Very well, Abortions for none! [crowd boos]
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others! [crowd cheers]
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"In darker days Jason Robinson found God. But that was after God found Jason Robinson."
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« Reply #54 on: February 07, 2007, 10:43:29 AM » |
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3. Moe (I thik?) has gone skint laying the Harlem Globetrotters.... "Awww c'mon, now they are using a freaking ladder."
Krusty the clown trying to get out of a hole with his gambling debt to "the mob" |
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« Reply #55 on: February 07, 2007, 12:58:23 PM » |
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Bart walks into the $ shop
picks up a niknak asks the shop lady "how much is this?
lady replies a dollar
bart picks up another item and asks how much she replies a dollar bart picks up 10 more items and asks each time how much
finally the lady has had enough and shouts at bart its the dollar store everything costs a dollar
bart puts $1 on the side and picks up as much as he can and walks out
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Mantis - I would like to thank 77dave for his more realistic take on things.
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