Free Bog Roll!

[ukbogroll]

As I'm new to this FORUM I'd like to introduce myself. I sell bog roll to public toilets. I think Red Dog has given my product a favourable review in the past on this very FORUM!

I'm offering the first 20 people who reply to this posting with a FREE sample of TWO sheets of bog roll. You could use this for it's intended purpose or if you wish it also makes excellent tracing paper!

Free bog roll + free posting + free everything!

Just reply to this post and email me your address to ukbogroll@hotmail.com!

No doubt there'll be the usual poo-artists but thats okay!

[snoopy1239]

Yes pls. I'm running low.


It's spitting that fine rain over here.

[TightEnd]

Welcome UKBogRoll


Enjoy your time on our forum


unusual name..how did you get it? where do you play? live or online?

[snoopy1239]

I found some poor reviews for your bog roll on Amazon.

I won't paste them tho.

[Heid]

That's shite

[TightEnd]

oh brother here we go!

[AdamM]

I'll have a roll.

How bad can it be?

[TightEnd]

I think this should be first prize at the P4C Xmas do

any objections?

[Karabiner]

Welcome ukbogroll

I for one will not be poo-pooing your generous offer.

And do not worry about the poo boys as they are liable to poo-poo anything.

 

[Robert HM]

Welcome to the forum. Enjoy, soak up the atmosphere, easy absorbable.

We have a number of blonde only comps which, if you are succesful, will leave you flushed with pride, however some of us you may easily wipe the floor with ease.

Excuse the humour here, it could leave you clean round the bend. Beware of the teasing, they are just yanking your chain.

[TightEnd]

Robert, only Red Dog can compete and as he's in transit to Southend, you win 


All bow, all bow!

[Robert HM]

I fank yew...... {exits stage left.} 

[AndrewT]

UKBogroll, is this your bogroll reviewed on this site - http://www.bogrollreview.com/reviews/ukbogroll.html

And is this one of the reviews?

Customer Reviews
1/5

I was in urgent need of some bogroll and this stuff caught my eye, as it had been personally recommended to me by the maker. Mere words struggle to convey my disappointment with the product. Whilst it looked OK, upon opening I discovered that the paper was rough to the touch. Perforations were shabby at best, and resulted in uneven tearing of the paper. However, it was during use itself that the product plumbed new depths. I had my reservations about the structural integrity of the product and these proved well founded, as the paper was breached on the first wipe, resulting in an unpleasant finger/bumhole interface. Further use of the product resulted in severe chafing and I had to stop before I did irrepairable damage to the area. Sadly, I cannot recommend this product and will be returning to double quilted Andrex post-haste.

[Heid]

Fantastic!

[Robert HM]

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