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« Reply #45 on: February 27, 2007, 02:03:51 PM »

glint in eye
form of racehorse
freak/open minded

4. a bankroll?

thank god you mentioned bankroll, I thought he was after me until you added that Cheesy
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« Reply #46 on: February 27, 2007, 02:16:42 PM »

glint in eye
form of racehorse
freak/open minded

4. a bankroll?

thank god you mentioned bankroll, I thought he was after me until you added that Cheesy

glint in eye not one eye doing shopping one already on its way home
form of a racehorse not donkey
freak- will give you that one


bankroll? i dont date poker players as they are all nutters Wink
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« Reply #47 on: February 27, 2007, 02:31:12 PM »

glint in eye
form of racehorse
freak/open minded

4. a bankroll?

thank god you mentioned bankroll, I thought he was after me until you added that Cheesy

glint in eye not one eye doing shopping one already on its way home
form of a racehorse not donkey
freak- will give you that one


bankroll? i dont date poker players as they are all nutters Wink


Didn't think you dated anyone, just sh........  them? ? ? ?   

Yes I know!   
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« Reply #48 on: February 27, 2007, 02:33:43 PM »

glint in eye
form of racehorse
freak/open minded

4. a bankroll?

thank god you mentioned bankroll, I thought he was after me until you added that Cheesy

glint in eye not one eye doing shopping one already on its way home
form of a racehorse not donkey
freak- will give you that one


bankroll? i dont date poker players as they are all nutters Wink


Didn't think you dated anyone, just sh........  them? ? ? ?   

Yes I know!   

only the real easy ones, some you have to work on first trace
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« Reply #49 on: February 27, 2007, 02:35:11 PM »

glint in eye
form of racehorse
freak/open minded

4. a bankroll?

thank god you mentioned bankroll, I thought he was after me until you added that Cheesy

glint in eye not one eye doing shopping one already on its way home
form of a racehorse not donkey
freak- will give you that one


bankroll? i dont date poker players as they are all nutters Wink


Didn't think you dated anyone, just sh........  them? ? ? ?   

Yes I know!   

only the real easy ones, some you have to work on first trace


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« Reply #50 on: February 27, 2007, 02:37:11 PM »

glint in eye
form of racehorse
freak/open minded

4. a bankroll?

thank god you mentioned bankroll, I thought he was after me until you added that Cheesy

glint in eye not one eye doing shopping one already on its way home
form of a racehorse not donkey
freak- will give you that one


bankroll? i dont date poker players as they are all nutters Wink


Didn't think you dated anyone, just sh........  them? ? ? ?   

Yes I know!   

only the real easy ones, some you have to work on first trace

You were very trying hunny!!! 

And I was messing not having a 'kin dig  - it does take two to tango remember!!!
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« Reply #51 on: February 27, 2007, 02:41:02 PM »

Lack of webbing between toes.

That Father and Uncle are different people.

That fathers name is not Booder.

(I live in Norfolk and you can never be to careful)

 

my ideal woman must have,

1.  artificial limb/s
2.  an on/off switch
3.  nasal hair
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« Reply #52 on: February 27, 2007, 02:43:00 PM »

Lack of webbing between toes.

That Father and Uncle are different people.

That fathers name is not Booder.

(I live in Norfolk and you can never be to careful)

 

my ideal woman must have,

1.  artificial limb/s
2.  an on/off switch
3.  nasal hair

on/off switch- if only it was that easy sigh. If anyone ever finds a woman with an on off switch marry her quick.
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« Reply #53 on: February 27, 2007, 02:43:53 PM »

Lack of webbing between toes.

That Father and Uncle are different people.

That fathers name is not Booder.

(I live in Norfolk and you can never be to careful)

 

my ideal woman must have,

1.  artificial limb/s
2.  an on/off switch
3.  nasal hair

WTF do you want nasal hair for? ? ? ?
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« Reply #54 on: February 27, 2007, 02:44:19 PM »

Wink That makes 2 of us then 

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« Reply #55 on: February 27, 2007, 02:48:23 PM »

Lack of webbing between toes.

That Father and Uncle are different people.

That fathers name is not Booder.

(I live in Norfolk and you can never be to careful)

 

my ideal woman must have,

1.  artificial limb/s
2.  an on/off switch
3.  nasal hair

WTF do you want nasal hair for? ? ? ?


i use it to thicken my ear wax. it has a better consistancy than pubic hair.
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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« Reply #56 on: February 27, 2007, 02:49:46 PM »

Lack of webbing between toes.

That Father and Uncle are different people.

That fathers name is not Booder.

(I live in Norfolk and you can never be to careful)

 

my ideal woman must have,

1.  artificial limb/s
2.  an on/off switch
3.  nasal hair

WTF do you want nasal hair for? ? ? ?


i use it to thicken my ear wax. it has a better consistancy than pubic hair.

'kinell Boodie   I just nearly spat coffee all over the flaming office!!!

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« Reply #57 on: February 27, 2007, 04:51:31 PM »



Watch it big boy - I will say it!!!! 
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« Reply #58 on: February 27, 2007, 05:04:21 PM »

Kind

Must like sports ( I am a crap conversationalist and tend to talk about sport or movies most of the time  Cheesy )

athletic ( not in a Serena Williams weight lifter way.  But in a Sharapova way )

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« Reply #59 on: February 27, 2007, 05:10:31 PM »

Kind

Must like sports ( I am a crap conversationalist and tend to talk about sport or movies most of the time  Cheesy )

athletic ( not in a Serena Williams weight lifter way.  But in a Sharapova way )



I think the 'must not have bigger testicles than me' was implied.....
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