Jesse May

[snoopy1239]

'He's up and down the ockey like an octopus doing the limbo'

A Steve Waddel classic.

Separated at brith?

 

[Ruru]

 "That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus."

 "When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Bristow's only 27."

 "It's the nearest thing to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia."

 "If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home."

 "You couldn't get more excitement here if Elvis Presley walked in eating  a chip sandwich!"

 "He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave."