GUKPT TOUR CARDIFF.,.,.POEM

[sofa----king]

IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO GET A SEAT,
THEN COME TO CARDIFF FOR A TREAT,
WE WILL PLAY SOME POKER AND HAVE A FEW BEERS,
IF YOU GET TO THE FINAL YOULL GET SOME CHEERS,

THEYLL ALL BE THERE,THE HENDON MOB TOO,
BLONDE VERSES THEM,IN THE LOO,
FIGHT TILL DEATH,CARDS IN THE AIR,
THE BLONDES WILL WIN,LETS BE FAIR,

SNOOPS AND JEN,ALLWAYS UPDATING,
CANT GET A CHIP COUNT,VERY FRUSTRATING,
WHOS OUT FIRST ? WHO DO YOU THINK ?
SOFA WAS FIRST,HE DIDNT LAST A WINK,

JUST ON THE BUBBLE ,1 MORE TO GO,
RAB SAYS ANTES UP,EVERYONE SAYS NO!
WHOS LEFT IN ? JUST LOOK TO SEE,
RAM,PRAZ,BARNEY,PITTY ITS NOT ME,

DOWN TO THREE,TALK FOR A DEAL,
RAM SAYS NO,AND CONTINUES TO STEAL,
CMON GUYS,CHOP IT FOR THREE,
THE RAIL SHOUTS OUT,YOU GOT IN IT FOR FREE,

DOWN TO HEADS UP,OFF WE GO,
RAM LEADS OUT,AND DONT EVEN SHOW,
ALL THE CHIPS  IN,RAMS GOT ACES LUCKY SOD,
PRAZ GETS DOWN AND PRAYS TO GOD,

RUNNER RUNNER PRAZ MAKES A FLUSH,
SHOUTS OUT YES! THEN STARTS TO BLUSH,
HES WON IT BEFORE,AND NOW TWICE,
THEN HE RUBS HIS HANDS,  SAYS THATS NICE,

HES THE MAN IN FORM,THE ONE TO BEAT,
HE TOOK ANOTHER TOURNEY, FROM UNDER RAMS FEET,
TIME FOR THE TROPHY,AND PRIZE GIVING TOO,
RABS GONE FOR THE CASH,PRAZ IS GONE TO THE LOO,

RAB COMES BACK,THE CASH HAS BEEN NICKED!
POLICE CALLED IN,AND EVERYONE IS STRIPPED,
ALL EXCEPT FOR ONE,THE ONE WHO BOUGHT ALL THE BEER,
SOFAS DONE A MAGIC TRICK,AND MADE HIMSELF DISAPEAR.


THIS IS HOW I WILL GET ALL THE MONEY IN CARDIFF.,.,.,.,DONT TELL ANYONE.,.,.,

[charmaine]

Excellent Sofa,,,,,,,,,, you are a man of many hidden talents

 

[Dewi_cool]

 

[sofa----king]

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DEWI NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IM GONNA BUY YOU THE BIGGEST PINT I CAN FIND M8.,.,I DIDNT SPEAK MUCH TO YOU WHEN YOU COME TO CARDIFF .,.,I WAS SHY.,.,YOUR A TOP MAN.,.,.,.,.,

[tikay]

 

Mine's a Cocoa please.

[KingPoker]

Excellent Sofa,,,,,,,,,, you are a man of many hidden talents

 

Sums it up really! so ditto!

[Dewi_cool]

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DEWI NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IM GONNA BUY YOU THE BIGGEST PINT I CAN FIND M8.,.,I DIDNT SPEAK MUCH TO YOU WHEN YOU COME TO CARDIFF .,.,I WAS SHY.,.,YOUR A TOP MAN.,.,.,.,.,

 seriously shy?   

your names not down for BB4 James,,,,,,,

[sofa----king]

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DEWI NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IM GONNA BUY YOU THE BIGGEST PINT I CAN FIND M8.,.,I DIDNT SPEAK MUCH TO YOU WHEN YOU COME TO CARDIFF .,.,I WAS SHY.,.,YOUR A TOP MAN.,.,.,.,.,

 seriously shy?   

your names not down for BB4 James,,,,,,,

TBH M8 IF I DONT GO DEEP IN THE GUKPT CARDIFF IM GONNA BOW OUT OF POKER M8.,.,.,FED UP OF BEING CALLED.,.,I THINK IM IN CYPRUS ANYWAY.,.,DATE?

[tikay]

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DEWI NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IM GONNA BUY YOU THE BIGGEST PINT I CAN FIND M8.,.,I DIDNT SPEAK MUCH TO YOU WHEN YOU COME TO CARDIFF .,.,I WAS SHY.,.,YOUR A TOP MAN.,.,.,.,.,

 seriously shy?   

your names not down for BB4 James,,,,,,,

TBH M8 IF I DONT GO DEEP IN THE GUKPT CARDIFF IM GONNA BOW OUT OF POKER M8.,.,.,FED UP OF BEING CALLED.,.,I THINK IM IN CYPRUS ANYWAY.,.,DATE?

You are instructed to attend bB4. The missus, too.

[KingPoker]

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DEWI NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IM GONNA BUY YOU THE BIGGEST PINT I CAN FIND M8.,.,I DIDNT SPEAK MUCH TO YOU WHEN YOU COME TO CARDIFF .,.,I WAS SHY.,.,YOUR A TOP MAN.,.,.,.,.,

 seriously shy?   

your names not down for BB4 James,,,,,,,

TBH M8 IF I DONT GO DEEP IN THE GUKPT CARDIFF IM GONNA BOW OUT OF POKER M8.,.,.,FED UP OF BEING CALLED.,.,I THINK IM IN CYPRUS ANYWAY.,.,DATE?

First you wanna buy him a drink now this. Your moving too fast, woo him!

[Dewi_cool]

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=21175.0

I might come down for the £200 sat on thursday J

[sofa----king]

DATE?


First you wanna buy him a drink now this. Your moving too fast, woo him!


WELL SPOTTED.,.,.

I THINK IM HOME I WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN GUKPT.,.,

[tikay]

DATE?


First you wanna buy him a drink now this. Your moving too fast, woo him!


WELL SPOTTED.,.,.

I THINK IM HOME I WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN GUKPT.,.,

Just do as you are told Shoe Boy. All the Seats will be gone within the next 12 hours, so sign up now.

We need a comic turn, anyway.

[AlrightJack]

What no commas?