Poster Tracker

[bolt pp]

This is a new piece of software i'm in the process of developing.

It's a variation on poker tracker and records all posts of blonde poker members identifying the posting patterns of Blondes more sycophantic members.

At present i'm ambivalent about the softwares progression as, independent of the aforementioned software, i have become proficiently accurate in anticipating the next poster(including content) immediately after a:mod: celed or pro make a post ,which may render the software superfluous.

I've formulated a scoring system to act as a barometer for the more discerning blondite if you care to participate.

Guessing the next poster subsequent to a post made by one of blondes pre-eminent members= 5 points

guessing the content of that post at a basic level(tone, lengh, factoring in whether or not riposte wil include a question, ect)=10 points

60%+ replication of post prior to publication and submitted to me Will receive, upon verification, 25 points

All entries must be made at least 130 seconds prior to the post being made and can be sent to me via pm, also with some pictures of naked girls and stuff like that.

If i'm satisfied with the generic astute nature of my fellow blondites i shall abandon the project with immediate effect and get back to making my portable pack of exploading jelly babies(great weapon for when you find yourself in a kick off in the street with an 8 year old hoodie) if not then the project shall continue and the software will be on sale some time in the year 2024.

[thetank]

The 2024 release date may be delayed somewhat.

I'm inventing a time machine, expecting it to be ready sometime in 2022. It's maiden test voyage will travel back to 1981 and slip some contraception into the purse of Bolt's mum.

[AndrewT]

slip some contraception into the purse of Bolt's mum.

'Purse' is obviously some Scottish slang term I'm not familiar with.

[RichEO]

slip some contraception into the purse of Bolt's mum.

'Purse' is obviously some Scottish slang term I'm not familiar with.

 

[4KingNutz]

The 2024 release date may be delayed somewhat.

I'm inventing a time machine, expecting it to be ready sometime in 2022. It's maiden test voyage will travel back to 1981 and slip some contraception into the purse of Bolt's mum.

LOL   

[TightEnd]

May we, Mr pp, on application by PM have a list of the pre-eminents to whom post replies count for the purposes of your exposition?

that way I can begin to monitor and research in advance of participation. Thanks

[bolt pp]

May we, Mr pp, on application by PM have a list of the pre-eminent to whom post replies count for the purposes of your exposition?

that way I can begin to monitor and research in advance of participation. Thanks

errm..no!!!

all entries will be judged on an individual basis and will be left up to the discretion of the panel(me) to decide if the submition fits the criteria of the competition pursuant to article3.4 protocol(ii) of the bolt pwns rules.


Also where possible all subscribers to the competition will recieve a pm link apon my being made aware of a post with subsequent sycophantic potential.

The comp will rum for one month and whoever is at the top of the leader board at the end of this time wins the mystery prize!

And no it's not an old bic razor!!!, i mean it was; but i had to use it this morning so it will now be something better.

[tikay]

This is a new piece of software i'm in the process of developing.

It's a variation on poker tracker and records all posts of blonde poker members identifying the posting patterns of Blondes more sycophantic members.

At present i'm ambivalent about the softwares progression as, independent of the aforementioned software, i have become proficiently accurate in anticipating the next poster(including content) immediately after a:mod: celed or pro make a post ,which may render the software superfluous.

I've formulated a scoring system to act as a barometer for the more discerning blondite if you care to participate.

Guessing the next poster subsequent to a post made by one of blondes pre-eminent members= 5 points

guessing the content of that post at a basic level(tone, lengh, factoring in whether or not riposte wil include a question, ect)=10 points

60%+ replication of post prior to publication and submitted to me Will receive, upon verification, 25 points

All entries must be made at least 130 seconds prior to the post being made and can be sent to me via pm, also with some pictures of naked girls and stuff like that.

If i'm satisfied with the generic astute nature of my fellow blondites i shall abandon the project with immediate effect and get back to making my portable pack of exploading jelly babies(great weapon for when you find yourself in a kick off in the street with an 8 year old hoodie) if not then the project shall continue and the software will be on sale some time in the year 2024.

Oi Sonny Jim, leave off dissing the Hoodie boys, right?

[tikay]

I kinda like this idea Mr Bolt.

How about some predictive examples?

[bolt pp]

I kinda like this idea Mr Bolt.

How about some predictive examples?

I cant post it on the open forum!!! then they wont post

got a couple of certainties coming up though


If however, you're referring in general to my ability for prediction  i have forseen the following.......

1)all the ants in the world will congregate in Newcastle, pick up the angel of the north and carry it down to London to see if it can knock over Big Ben

2)ken livingston is going to get into an argument with Audley Harrison about the 2012 Olympics and wind up knocking him spark out.

3)mc hammer makes a comeback covering Russ abotts "atmosphere".

[thetank]

Diamond.

[booder]

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