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« on: March 27, 2007, 10:00:02 PM »

My new next door neighbours of about 3 weeks have very loud sex almost everynight.

At first it was funny, but now Im getting seriously annoyed, we only hear the woman but she is VERY loud and sometimes shouts things.

Last saturday i was really tired because I didnt get a decent nights sleep.

before I do something rash, and war breaks out, I would like to hear some opinions on how ppl would handle this situation.



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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2007, 10:01:49 PM »

Tape it and send them a copy, just pop it through their letterbox anonymously, it might make them a bit quieter.  send me a copy as well please. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2007, 10:03:39 PM »

problem with that, is that we are a semi, and they are attached to us, it would be obvious it was us. but i like the thinking
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2007, 10:04:01 PM »

I would start enjoying yousdelf at the same time but be more Vocal, Hire a Jackhammer and attach it to the head board and leave it on, for a few hours, they will get the hint then
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2007, 10:04:38 PM »

problem with that, is that we are a semi, and they are attached to us, it would be obvious it was us. but i like the thinking

If he only had a semi, you would be ok Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2007, 10:05:21 PM »


At first it was funny, but now Im getting seriously annoyed, we only hear the woman but she is VERY loud and sometimes shouts things.

What does she shout?

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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2007, 10:05:34 PM »

we had exactly the same 3 years ago and my girlfriend went round and had a word, felt it was better coming from her. They were embarassed but fine about it, don't worry they probably don't realise you can hear. If that doesn't work, contact environmental health for advice
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2007, 10:07:27 PM »

Does she do requests ??
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2007, 10:09:38 PM »

I would start enjoying yousdelf at the same time but be more Vocal, Hire a Jackhammer and attach it to the head board and leave it on, for a few hours, they will get the hint then

Whatever floats your boat!!!  Each to their own eh?

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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2007, 10:10:04 PM »



, we only hear the woman but she is VERY loud and sometimes shouts things.










perhaps she has pigtails which are being pulled by her partner. She could be in pain.
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2007, 10:11:13 PM »

had this many times at different hotels all over the world and I usually wait till they finish then give them a round of applause. Then you usually hear the horror in the womans voice as she tries to whisper to the bloke.

as an alternative have you ever considered swinging?
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2007, 10:12:43 PM »

had this many times at different hotels all over the world and I usually wait till they finish then give them a round of applause. Then you usually hear the horror in the womans voice as she tries to whisper to the bloke.


Round of applause followed by shouts of 'encore, encore!!'  Great idea.

 
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2007, 10:15:48 PM »

you ever considered trying it yourself instead of just listening to them at it. It is fun I promise you Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2007, 10:16:24 PM »

My new next door neighbours of about 3 weeks have very loud sex almost everynight.


lucky bastards.


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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2007, 10:18:00 PM »



, we only hear the woman but she is VERY loud and sometimes shouts things.










perhaps she has pigtails which are being pulled by her partner. She could be in pain.

Booder,

you got some latent fantasies you wish to share with us ?

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