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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2007, 12:17:26 AM »

Doesnt want to become your Wife
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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2007, 10:23:53 AM »

She must come with a remote control!

I'm sure that invalidates the warranty.

In my experience the perfect girlfriend already has a boyfriend.

Who plays rugby.

And who doesn't have much of a sense of humour.
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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2007, 10:41:41 AM »

No the perfect girl friends must have her own perfect girlfriend.
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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2007, 11:27:21 AM »

can only say yes and nowt else
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2007, 12:31:18 PM »

must have "it"
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« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2007, 12:55:50 PM »

must have "it"


It???
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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2007, 02:15:42 PM »

You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it
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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2007, 02:18:40 PM »

You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it




Oh yeah think I know what you mean, us women being looking for "it" in men for years, think they left it on Mars lol
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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2007, 02:21:32 PM »

You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it

the 'x' factor
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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2007, 02:22:09 PM »

Oh yeah think I know what you mean, us women being looking for "it" in men for years, think they left it on Mars lol

"it"=Sensitivity?

"it"=Compassion?

"it"=Understanding?

lol, 

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« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2007, 02:26:01 PM »

Some women may not be sterotypically pretty but when you see them you just want to grab them by the hair and get all caveman on them....they have it Wink

and matt, you are a disgrace to blokedom.
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« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2007, 02:29:11 PM »

Some women may not be sterotypically pretty but when you see them you just want to grab them by the hair and get all caveman on them....they have it Wink

and matt, you are a disgrace to blokedom.





Haven't had a hair pulling moment for sometime lol
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« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2007, 02:43:49 PM »

and matt, you are a disgrace to blokedom.

Apologies, was referring to the women's "it" - didnt realize you were the sensitive, compassionate, understanding type. I stand corrected Smiley
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« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2007, 02:48:42 PM »

You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it




Oh yeah think I know what you mean, us women being looking for "it" in men for years, think they left it on Mars lol

Rainbow spot on Smiley
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« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2007, 03:12:06 PM »

You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it




Oh yeah think I know what you mean, us women being looking for "it" in men for years, think they left it on Mars lol

Rainbow spot on Smiley

as red dog once said in another thread- zeldas got it
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