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« on: April 14, 2007, 02:23:08 AM »
We're overdue for a bizarre game methinks.

Ask a job interview style question, and the next poster has to answer it using a film quote.
(then ask another random job interview style question for the next poster)

etc etc, that sort of bollox
Clever points will be awarded if someone is particularly funny and/or clever.




Example, someone might ask.....

Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?

The poster might then answer...

One word for you, plastics

Or someone might ask......

How would you get to work each day?

and the next poster says something like..

gonna need a bigger boat


These wouldn't be likely to recieve any clever points, but you get the idea. I'll start us off with a question...

Why have you decided to leave your last job?
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2007, 02:51:40 AM »
You want the truth?  You cant Handle the truth!!

What do you know about the company?
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2007, 10:48:36 AM »
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

What are your strengths?
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2007, 10:58:19 AM »
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am.

What could you offer to the company?
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2007, 11:06:28 AM »
Quote from: ariston on April 14, 2007, 10:58:19 AM
What could you offer to the company?

My soul, woman, I give you three murders and you're still not satisfied.

How would you describe yourself in three words?
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2007, 11:15:40 AM »
Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus


How flexible are you at weekends ?
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2007, 11:27:35 AM »
3 barrels .........she cant stay down with 3 barrels





who are the Warriors?
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2007, 05:39:41 PM »
bueller.......bueller..bueller


Do u see this as a job or a vocation?
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2007, 05:45:58 PM »
Quote from: bhoywonder on April 14, 2007, 05:39:41 PM
bueller.......bueller..bueller


Do u see this as a job or a vocation?

Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick! I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.

What previous experience do you have?
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2007, 05:51:23 PM »
'We rob banks"

Tell us about a difficult situation that you encountered and how you resolved it.
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2007, 05:59:29 PM »
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.



Do you have any friends/relatives who work for this company?
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2007, 06:00:58 PM »
met colchester kev looking straight ahead ,taped him on the back of his head ,back to normal .

how do you know you can do this job.
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2007, 07:05:26 PM »
I'm the king of the world, woo hoo hoo!

How long do you plan on working here?
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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2007, 05:27:34 AM »
Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2007, 06:43:46 AM »
Houston, we have a problem.

Whats more important to you , Money or respect?
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