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« Reply #75 on: April 19, 2007, 08:27:24 PM » |
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I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure
do you have any special dietary needs?
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #76 on: April 19, 2007, 09:21:45 PM » |
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The hardest thing is deciding what I should tell you and what not to
what would be your dream job?
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« Reply #77 on: April 19, 2007, 10:03:59 PM » |
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The hardest thing is deciding what I should tell you and what not to
what would be your dream job?
That would be an ecumenical matter! Why is it you want to be a Roadsweeper? |
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« Reply #78 on: April 19, 2007, 10:23:20 PM » |
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Why is it you want to be a Roadsweeper?
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied This job is customer facing. Are you good at dealing with the public? |
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"In darker days Jason Robinson found God. But that was after God found Jason Robinson."
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« Reply #79 on: April 19, 2007, 10:35:10 PM » |
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Are you happy organising the office christmas party?
"No sir, I'm just off to a fancy dress party. I'm going as Lady Hamilton's pussy." Will the commute be a problem for you?  Blackadder - send him off!!!! Mind u it's blackadder....upon closer examination of the evidence the FA reduce the penalty.  As you were... |
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"In darker days Jason Robinson found God. But that was after God found Jason Robinson."
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« Reply #80 on: April 20, 2007, 04:31:36 PM » |
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Why is it you want to be a Roadsweeper?
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied This job is customer facing. Are you good at dealing with the public? I'm sorry Sir. The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Any religious holidays we should know about? |
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« Reply #81 on: April 20, 2007, 05:05:44 PM » |
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Any religious holidays we should know about?
"Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!" Is there any history of long-term illness? |
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« Reply #82 on: April 20, 2007, 05:33:10 PM » |
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Is there any history of long-term illness?
Old have I become - old and weak! Who else have you worked for? |
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« Reply #83 on: April 20, 2007, 08:19:58 PM » |
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Who else have you worked for?
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Go back to the shadow. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! You shall not pass! Do you have your own transport? |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #84 on: April 20, 2007, 08:22:47 PM » |
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No
Would you like a cup of tea?
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #85 on: April 20, 2007, 08:27:59 PM » |
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Would you like a cup of tea?
A bourbon with a beer chaser. Can you explain the 12 months gap in your work history? |
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« Reply #86 on: April 20, 2007, 10:10:15 PM » |
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
What achievements have you, er, achieved in your previous jobs?
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I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to mis-attribute this quote to Voltaire.
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« Reply #87 on: April 21, 2007, 01:13:15 AM » |
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I went to Washington again, and I got to meet the President of the United States again.
Are you good with animals?
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #88 on: April 21, 2007, 08:51:58 AM » |
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Are you good with animals?
Yes. The job involves overseas travel. Can you provide an example of a country you've visited and why it sticks in your memory? |
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« Reply #89 on: April 21, 2007, 11:04:13 AM » |
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Would you consider another position within the Company?
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