Manchester GUKPT: FINAL DAY - At A Glance

[NoflopsHomer]

Barry limps, Dave checks.



Dave bets 50k, Barry calls.



Dave checks, Barry bets 140k. Dave calls.



Dave checks, Barry checks and shows two pair Queens and Fours. Dave shows Jack Two.

"I thought you were trap-checking your flush," said Barry.

"No, you hit your Queen, you jammy fish," retorted Dave.

[danafish]

Dave made it 100k from the button, Barry announced all in, Dave folded.

[NoflopsHomer]

Dave raises to 100k again. This time Barry passes.

Barry makes it 95k and Dave passes.

Dave raises to 75k. Barry calls.

Flop:



Barry checks, Dave checks.

Turn:



Barry checks, Dave checks.

River:



Check check.

Dave's A-T triumphs over Barry's A-2.

[danafish]

"Ow coom they've coovered that oop on yer 'at when it's on yer shirt?" says Barry, referring to the DTD logo.

Flop  - check, check.

Turn  - check, check.

River  - Mystic Dave bets 50k, Barry From Sheffield folds.

[NoflopsHomer]

Barry calls from the small blind/button. Dave checks.

Flop:



Check check.

Turn:



Dave bets 40k. Barry passes.

Barry, "When I watch this on TV, if I find out you've been bluffing..."

Dave limps, Barry makes it 60k more, Dave passes. Barry shows K-J.

"Are you bored yet?"

"I enjoy your company David, I always do."

"You chatting me up?"

[NoflopsHomer]

Dave makes it 75k, Barry calls.

Flop:



Barry checks, Dave check.

Turn:



Checkity check.

River:



Check, Dave bets 100k.

"Ace Queen Dave?"

"Maybe Baby."

Barry passes . "Should've bet turn." Dave showed a Jack.

Barry swears and then says, "I better stop swearing."

Dave, "You're not in the same league as Shaf."

[danafish]

We see a flop -

Barry checks, Dave bets 50k, Barry calls.

Turn - 

Check, check.

River - 

Barry bets 110k, Dave passes and Barry takes it. No humorous asides this hand.

[NoflopsHomer]

Dave makes it 85k, Barry calls.



Check check.



Check check.



Check check.

Barry shows J-4, Dave takes it with K-5. There's a small round of applause.

Barry, "How can you clap for him raising with that shit."

Dave, "King Five is better than Jack Four!"

Barry, "I've lost all respect for you."

[danafish]

Barry bets on a  flop and Dave passes. There is some tentative clapping - "GWAAAAAAAAN! GWWAAAAAAN, LET'S HEAR IT!" shouts Barry.

[NoflopsHomer]

Barry bets 40k, Dave raises to 140k. Barry re-raises to 340k. Dave passes. No 7-4 that time.

[NoflopsHomer]

Chip counts:

Dave -- 1.5 million

Barry -- 1.3 million

'Quick Soundbite from Players' count:

Two.

Said Soundbites:

Dave, "It's going a bit badly."

Barry, "Fooking 'ell, I'm knackered, me."

[NoflopsHomer]

Quick break over and now our first flop.



Checked down board, Barry's T-3 triumphs against Dave's K-2.


Barry calls, Dave checks.

Flop:



Check check.

Turn:



Dave bets 60k. Barry calls.

River:



Dave bets 150k. Barry passes.

[NoflopsHomer]

Dave makes it 75k, Barry predictably called.

Flop:



Barry checks, Dave checks.

Turn:

(interesting card...)

Barry checks, Dave bets 100k. Barry passes.

Barry, "You're milking me!!!"

Dave, "Shhhhh...First time you've lost two pots in a row."

Barry takes the next pot down preflop with a 70k raise.

[NoflopsHomer]

Dave raises to 75k again. Barry calls.

Flop:



Barry checks, as does Dave.

Turn:



More checkage.

River:



Barry bets 85k which Dave calls, Barry shows K-T for King high, Dave shows A-3 for Ace high to take the pot.

[NoflopsHomer]

Dave takes the next pot too. Betting the river of a Q-8-Q-x-J board and then showing a Jack.

Barry, "Ahh so next time you bet, you'll have it, right?"

Dave, "That's exactly right, you can read my mind."