K-NAKOR-ED

[booder]

just returned from a trip to the seaside to play the £30 rebuy at Yarmouth with Nakor.
pretty uneventful evening against a motley collection of mugs , fish and calling stations ( i felt right at home).
managed to increase the prize pool by 10% in the rebuy period as AK failed to win against  4 6 ,  3 3 , Q 10   and A 10 on a  A 10 3  board managed to succomb to the mighty 3 9.           
manage to finish the rebuy period with 3/4 of an average stack after taking the much needed add on.
manage to nick a couple of pots and i then get moved to a new table , to Nakors left.
we are playing 6 handed with blinds jumping every 30 minutes (self deal , so 20 hands per hour 

young guy (overplays ace rag), makes 3x bb raise from cutoff ....Nakor (dealer) folds....i look down at  A Q.... all in  ...  Billy Big Blind ( who Nakor has neglected to tell me has been hitting good cards)  goes into a Carlo dwell before calling.  young guy folds.

He turns over J J.  no problem , my mate is dealing , i know he will give me an Ace or a Queen. win this pot and i am confident of the £1K + first place.

i lean back in my chair mentally counting the chips.....Wait ! whats going on here.

7 high flop

7 HIGH !!!

WTF  how can you not put a Queen or Ace out there ?  it happens all the time.

one time i ask you to do something simple and you cant even do that for me.

i have blocked you from  msn
i have removed your telephone number
i will not answer your letters

ITS OVER

MATES NO MORE


   DISCO-NAKOR-TED

[KingPoker]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[Nakor]

i have blocked you from  msn
i have removed your telephone number
i will not answer your letters

You have never invited me onto MSN
You never answer my calls anyway.
You never let me drop you off at your door so don't know where you live.

So just about standard.

As for the cards, I had never seen you all in with a big hand before so thought my mechanic skill to get you a 7 high flop would be ideal.

Alas you missed - but at least the weather is nice.

[booder]

Alas you missed - but at least the weather is nice.

ITS STILL BLOODY RAINING  !!

[matt674]

managed to succomb to the mighty 3 9.           

Don't worry squire - you're not the first and certainly won't be the last

[booder]

You have never invited me onto MSN
You never answer my calls anyway.
You never let me drop you off at your door so don't know where you live.

So just about standard.

As for the cards, I had never seen you all in with a big hand before so thought my mechanic skill to get you a 7 high flop would be ideal.

Alas you missed - but at least the weather is nice.

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

[kinboshi]

You have never invited me onto MSN
You never answer my calls anyway.
You never let me drop you off at your door so don't know where you live.

So just about standard.

As for the cards, I had never seen you all in with a big hand before so thought my mechanic skill to get you a 7 high flop would be ideal.

Alas you missed - but at least the weather is nice.

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

[Claw75]

thought I'd stick a link in here to make it easier for everyone else:

www.dictionary.com

[Nakor]

You have never invited me onto MSN
You never answer my calls anyway.
You never let me drop you off at your door so don't know where you live.

So just about standard.

As for the cards, I had never seen you all in with a big hand before so thought my mechanic skill to get you a 7 high flop would be ideal.

Alas you missed - but at least the weather is nice.

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

Didn't know your lived with a lexicographer - or have you got that one as a tat on the back of your arm for quick reference ?

[Graham C]

LOL UL Booder

[booder]

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Didn't know your lived with a lexicographer - or have you got that one as a tat on the back of your arm for quick reference ?

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

[booder]

and another thing....


You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.



 Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. Nah, of course you would.

In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.

[Nakor]

All I have ever done is give in our friendship and you stab me in the heart.

So I get to thinking are you normally this dumb or are you just having a senior moment? Wouldn't poker stuff have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last.

In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

Loving the rain

Nak

[booder]

Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock.
To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.

[boldie]

lmao...you tell em booder!