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« on: May 31, 2007, 05:21:27 PM »
So im sorting some laundry out whilst also having a general tidy up ... im also in 3 msn convos at the same time.

No problem for multi talented man like me, multi tasking is a piece of piss !!   well that is until you start putting dirty clothes in one black bag, and rubbish in another black bag, you clear your desk and surrounding area of all empty fag packets, drinks cans, bits of scrap paper etc and place them into the other black bag ... all is going swimmingly ... UNTIL you empty the overflowing ashtray into the wrong f***ing BLACK BAG !!!!

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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2007, 05:30:24 PM »
What's this about fag packets and drink cans, thought you were turning over  a new leaf?
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2007, 06:01:22 PM »
It was a tobacco leaf by the sounds of things
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2007, 06:03:54 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on May 31, 2007, 05:21:27 PM
So im sorting some laundry out whilst also having a general tidy up ... im also in 3 msn convos at the same time.

No problem for multi talented man like me, multi tasking is a piece of piss !!   well that is until you start putting dirty clothes in one black bag, and rubbish in another black bag, you clear your desk and surrounding area of all empty fag packets, drinks cans, bits of scrap paper etc and place them into the other black bag ... all is going swimmingly ... UNTIL you empty the overflowing ashtray into the wrong f***ing BLACK BAG !!!!

Oh happy days 

sounds like wummins work to me mate....
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2007, 06:18:02 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2007, 07:00:23 PM »
what a fish
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2007, 07:17:35 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on May 31, 2007, 05:21:27 PM
So im sorting some laundry out whilst also having a general tidy up ...

nothing wrong with a good old General tidy up




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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2007, 07:19:11 PM »
Oh "Wide Load", you are such a star.
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2007, 07:48:46 PM »
never mind - the clothes were dirty anyway Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2007, 07:52:03 PM »
yes, but in order to save the washing machine repair costs, I had to retrieve the dog ends from my dirty Tilbury docks and undercrackers !!!
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2007, 07:59:14 PM »
 
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2007, 08:02:06 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on May 31, 2007, 07:52:03 PM
yes, but in order to save the washing machine repair costs, I had to retrieve the dog ends from my dirty Tilbury docks and undercrackers !!!

hahahaha..now that's something you don't want anyone to see. you standing there going through what looks like the garbage to pick out cigarrette butts...and to actually pick them from the skidmarked undies...well...I won't sleep tonight.
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2007, 08:08:17 PM »
Quote from: boldie on May 31, 2007, 08:02:06 PM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on May 31, 2007, 07:52:03 PM
yes, but in order to save the washing machine repair costs, I had to retrieve the dog ends from my dirty Tilbury docks and undercrackers !!!

hahahaha..now that's something you don't want anyone to see. you standing there going through what looks like the garbage to pick out cigarrette butts...and to actually pick them from the skidmarked undies...well...I won't sleep tonight.

Not so much undies, as marquees.
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2007, 08:09:47 PM »
Quote from: tikay on May 31, 2007, 08:08:17 PM
Quote from: boldie on May 31, 2007, 08:02:06 PM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on May 31, 2007, 07:52:03 PM
yes, but in order to save the washing machine repair costs, I had to retrieve the dog ends from my dirty Tilbury docks and undercrackers !!!

hahahaha..now that's something you don't want anyone to see. you standing there going through what looks like the garbage to pick out cigarrette butts...and to actually pick them from the skidmarked undies...well...I won't sleep tonight.

Not so much undies, as marquees.

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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2007, 11:53:13 PM »
FFS It's almond rocks mate, Tilbury Docks are Booders picks.
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