Help me stay awake

[domgoran]

        One good way to stay awake, and not be all lathargic is do somthing that requires concentration, such as mending a bust radio, < that was a mere example >, or write a poem if ya poetic or a lyrical peice of ya musical...... or find the nearest dodgy looking geezer on a street corner to get ya some substances that i could only imagine about... not my cuppa but everyone to there own.
                              Failing all this, write out a few funny jokes and post em on the forum? I dunno, ....... hope this helps.

[AwesomeAli]

Ali, are you still awake?

I'm worried about you!

what's the weather like in MK today?   

$%@# !!

I thought I would have "an hour" on the sofa. That was at 2.30pm.  I just woke up 

Thanks for all the suggestions tho guys - maybe they will come in handy for next time, and there WILL be a next time.

Ali(son)  (why do people assume I am a man?)

[RED-DOG]

Because 'awsome' is typical of a blokes description of himself

[AwesomeAli]

Because 'awsome' is typical of a blokes description of himself

That may be, but 'awesome' is typical of a ladies description of HERSELF 

Ali

[Royal Flush]

go to the gutshot and play some HU poker