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« on: October 11, 2005, 03:35:10 PM »
it was a nice idea that got out of hand before. slightly different though this time. how about you put a feed like down and the thread doesnt continue until someone else delivers the correct punch line. the deliverer of the punchline then gives a feed line and so on

family jokes please.

I'll start us off with;

How do you kill a circus?
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2005, 03:39:59 PM »
tell everyone that you are raising the buy in to £100 from £20!!

last time they tried it, the place was a ghosttown Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2005, 03:42:02 PM »
A stick of dynamite in it's ring?
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2005, 03:45:59 PM »
I SAID CLEAN Angry

Q, How do you kill a circus?

A, you go for the juggler.

try again.

Q, What's brown and sticky?
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2005, 03:47:45 PM »
The yak I was glued to
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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2005, 03:50:28 PM »
What's brown and sticky

A: A stick


only problem is Red's replies are funnier!!

Question:



Why did the dinousaur cross the road?
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2005, 04:01:21 PM »
It was the chickens day off
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2005, 04:02:35 PM »
Why did the duck quack?
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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2005, 04:04:46 PM »
No, chickens hadn't been invented yet.

Question

The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE".

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied


Huh??
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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2005, 04:11:13 PM »
What do you call a Judge with no thumbs?
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2005, 04:14:47 PM »
sorry red-dog, I posted before I saw your next question


I think the idea guys is answer the question before we move on   police
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2005, 04:15:24 PM »
Justice fingers
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2005, 04:18:05 PM »
What do you call a Judge with no ears?
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2005, 04:23:06 PM »
i think the idea of this thread isnt catching on......
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« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2005, 04:23:26 PM »
no me niether
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