The Blonde Story

[JungleCat03]

So there I was clawing at my toasted tikay-ke, watching Ironside on the box and drumming my bongos when the doorbell went dingdell, i opened it and in walked Rod.

"Paradise poker just screwed me again. I was getting lots of hands and loads of action, man, and feeling indestructable with my highstack but i lost it all when some klpper who'd been my nemesis tank-ed it in and caught his gutshot royal flush draw against my ACES.  This happens dale-y to me. Fu*King Poker!"

"Don't throw a tantrum bigfella, I know you're madasahatstand right now but I've just received a shipment of large vegetables and patisserie goods. Come on, leave your shoes on the door-matt674, help yourself to some bigtomatoes and cupcakes, give me a hand with this crossword and stop being the camel."

"huh?"

"well you've got the hump! "

"haha ok, no need to be sark-y. I'm alright jack!"

"Ok five down "Genie or Spirit meets tonic for a drink? 5 letters"

"That'll be djinn! What's six down? French aquatic force?"

"LeKnave-y! that's the last one, we've got them all"

"Dewi? COOL! I fancy some music, you mind if i put some chili peppers on?"

"You go for it, I couldn't give adam! emm, I was just recalling that time you dared me to throw paint at those animals in the park...you remember?"

"Yeh you sure were a ruthless1. Funny when you lobbed the sunset orange at that puppy!"

"Haha, never seen a red-dog before then! Or was it ginger?"

"I dunno i just remember that boy crying. You told him "Don't worry, your dog snoopy's probably just been rolling in an oil slick, kid"

"Happy Days. Probably didn't help when you gave him that white dog-turd to cheer him up, telling him "It's a milkybar, kid!"  Hey, you want to go to the zoo next week. I fancy chucking fishguts at theswans, junglecats and maddogs for a laugh! We can drive down in my M3"

"Boy, I'd love that! Anyway better hit the sack. I've work tomorrow and it's sunday8pm. Man, tis amazing how quick thewy kend flies by. I'm knackered but 10 hours kip dreaming of Jack Bauer's daughter, Kim and I'll feel like a newman *sigh*"

"Laters mate."

"Laters, be lukie (D)"

[Irishdenis]

Love the post..   Be carefull though you should only eat the mushrooms you know are safe

[AndrewT]

Bravo.   

46?

[RED-DOG]

Brilliant!

[snoopy1239]

 

[Eck]

Excellent stuff 

I make it 46 as well (had to count, so sad)

[kinboshi]

Excellent

[LeKnave]

this is genius.

[Dewi_cool]

Da iawn

[matt674]

 

I can't count so i'll take their word for it!!

[Dingdell]

I'm in it - mentioned in dispatches!!  
very funny!

[Indestructable]

For the record, Rod has never and will never have the opportunity to feel me, with or without his highstack. 

[Rod Paradise]

For the record, Rod has never and will never have the opportunity to feel me, with or without his highstack. 

True 

Cat, I found it funnny you squeezed a Tikay-ke in instead of just Teacake, another blondeite.

Good Work though!

[pffa]

well done very good sweetie

[Sark79]

haha,  that is great Boss    .