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« Reply #35085 on: August 16, 2013, 01:16:13 AM »
Quote from: tomsom87 on August 16, 2013, 12:52:59 AM
What if I don't want to mix the sugar?

Are we suggesting that all sugar is cake?

Tomatoes tomatoes.
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« Reply #35086 on: August 16, 2013, 07:16:51 AM »
Quote from: tikay on August 16, 2013, 12:13:49 AM


Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now




This was my earworm just the other day. (That's the name sometimes given to a song that won't leave your head) Always loved it.

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Almost as racy as George Formby.
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« Reply #35087 on: August 16, 2013, 07:18:55 AM »
The blushin' bride, she looks divine
The bridegroom he is doin' fine
I'd rather have his job than mine
When I'm cleanin' windows

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Pyjamas lyin' side by side
Ladies nighties I have spied
I've often seen what goes inside
When I'm cleanin' windows

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An old maid walks around the floor
She's so fed up, one day I'm sure
She'll drag me in and lock the door
When I'm cleanin' windows
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« Reply #35088 on: August 16, 2013, 07:52:37 AM »
Quote from: Tal on August 16, 2013, 07:18:55 AM
The blushin' bride, she looks divine
The bridegroom he is doin' fine
I'd rather have his job than mine
When I'm cleanin' winders

...

Pyjamas lyin' side by side
Ladies nighties I have spied
I've often seen what goes inside
When I'm cleanin' winders

...

An old maid walks around the floor
She's so fed up, one day I'm sure
She'll drag me in and lock the door
When I'm cleanin' winders

FYP
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« Reply #35089 on: August 16, 2013, 07:56:41 AM »


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« Reply #35090 on: August 16, 2013, 08:01:12 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on August 16, 2013, 01:16:13 AM
Quote from: tomsom87 on August 16, 2013, 12:52:59 AM
What if I don't want to mix the sugar?

Are we suggesting that all sugar is cake?

Tomatoes tomatoes.
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« Reply #35091 on: August 16, 2013, 08:03:38 AM »

OFFICIAL COMPLAINT.

The Accused is top left, back row, as viewed.
 
You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD.
 

Offence - Not wearing a hat.


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« Reply #35092 on: August 16, 2013, 08:13:14 AM »
Quote from: Claw75 on August 16, 2013, 08:01:12 AM
Quote from: RED-DOG on August 16, 2013, 01:16:13 AM
Quote from: tomsom87 on August 16, 2013, 12:52:59 AM
What if I don't want to mix the sugar?

Are we suggesting that all sugar is cake?

Tomatoes tomatoes.



Oh my, oh my.

I know he was a nut job, some may say flawed genius, but I really miss Kenny Everett & his zany (that is the cliche ALWAYS used for him) humour. He was, genuinely, 50 years ahead of his time.

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« Reply #35093 on: August 16, 2013, 08:18:48 AM »
Quote from: tikay on August 16, 2013, 08:03:38 AM

OFFICIAL COMPLAINT.

The Accused is top left, back row, as viewed.
 
You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD.
 

Offence - Not wearing a hat.


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He's got a hat on.  Granted, it's tight fitting and matches his hair colour, so we'll let you off this time...but it's there.

Don't sign up for Jury Duty any time soon. 
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« Reply #35094 on: August 16, 2013, 09:26:36 AM »
Quote from: tikay on August 16, 2013, 08:03:38 AM

OFFICIAL COMPLAINT.

The Accused is top left, back row, as viewed.
 
You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD.
 

Offence - Not wearing a hat.



Is that RED-DOG???
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« Reply #35095 on: August 16, 2013, 09:50:59 AM »

Winner!
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« Reply #35096 on: August 16, 2013, 10:40:24 AM »
Thanks Tomthumb for my first laugh of the day.
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« Reply #35097 on: August 16, 2013, 10:41:26 AM »
Quote from: tomsom87 on August 16, 2013, 09:26:36 AM
Quote from: tikay on August 16, 2013, 08:03:38 AM

OFFICIAL COMPLAINT.

The Accused is top left, back row, as viewed.
 
You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD.
 

Offence - Not wearing a hat.



Is that RED-DOG???

  Excellent!
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« Reply #35098 on: August 16, 2013, 10:42:25 AM »
I look like I've just farted and now I'm embarrassed about it.
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« Reply #35099 on: August 16, 2013, 10:43:49 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on August 16, 2013, 10:42:25 AM
I look like I've just farted and now I'm embarrassed about it.

Never mind YOU being embarrassed, I've never been so embarrassed in my life as that day you & Compo let a pair of whoppers go outside Big Blue Hotel in Blackpool, & then........
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