Important Offer

[bolt pp]

I just opened a beer and now i dont want it, it's against my religion to waste it, anyone want it?

It's a Stella, Best before date:06.2008

I only took one sip and although i haven't had any blood tests for 8 years i'm 67% sure i dont have anything(good percentage considering we're talking a free beer)

[madasahatstand]

If you dont have herpes, I'll have it

[totalise]

I just opened a beer and now i dont want it

you need a doctor calling?

[bolt pp]

If you dont have herpes, I'll have it

the blood tests i had 8 years ago were for food poisoning and it turned out i didnt have it so ive got a good record in these things, plus your talking about a free beer so it's got to be worth the risk.

I'm not promising anything, in fact when making the offer herpes was the most likely problem but we are talking about an almost full can of stella so when you balance it out i think you'll agee it's a +EV call if you accept

[madasahatstand]

If you dont have herpes, I'll have it

the blood tests i had 8 years ago were for food poisoning and it turned out i didnt have it so ive got a good record in these things, plus your talking about a free beer so it's got to be worth the risk.

I'm not promising anything, in fact when making the offer herpes was the most likely problem but we are talking about an almost full can of stella so when you balance it out i think you'll agee it's a +EV call if you accept

if the blisters are out forget it!!

[Jim-D]

I just opened a beer and now i dont want it

you need a doctor calling?

I think bolt has finally lost the plot.

[totalise]

I just opened a beer and now i dont want it

you need a doctor calling?

I think bolt has finally lost the plot.

its that or its time to crack open the vodka

[Jim-D]

Ahhh i like ya thinking, too bloated on lager so get shorty!

[thetank]

Bolt, from the east end of London took the top off a stella on the same day that Stella on Eastenders topped herself.

Coincedental, but unfunny. I've tried, there's nothing there

[bolt pp]

Bolt, from the east end of London took the top off a Stella on the same day that Stella on Eastenders topped herself.

Coincedental, but unfunny. I've tried, there's nothing there

I know, but at least make the effort, i can give a "C" maybe "C+" for an attempt

just highlighting the fact is at best an "E-"!!!

what's happend to you man?

[ifm]

Bolt, from the east end of London took the top off a stella on the same day that Stella on Eastenders topped herself.

Coincedental, but unfunny. I've tried, there's nothing there

Funny that, some dippy blonde actually turned the music off in the pub and turned the telly up cuz "it's all about shelley tonight", what a fkin tool!!
 She was quickly despatched home to watch it and of course wash herself for the return of her partner.

[Nakor]

I just opened a beer and now i dont want it, it's against my religion to waste it, anyone want it?

It's a Stella, Best before date:06.2008

I only took one sip and although i haven't had any blood tests for 8 years i'm 67% sure i dont have anything(good percentage considering we're talking a free beer)

I am surprised and disgusted that you would consider disposing of a can of Premium in this manner.

I had always believed you to be a professional in this area, have you no chicken in the fridge to marinate for tomorrows tea - Stella chicken wonderful.  Can you not fall asleep where you are and when Benson pang awakes you in the early hours just down the now appreciated Stella.

Buying a can of Stella is a bond, you above all others Bolt should know this.