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« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2007, 05:15:27 PM »
A Lady I work with asked my advice on how to go about returning a new watch that was supplied faulty, I asked what was wrong with said watch and this is the reply

"The date is all wrong it keeps changing in the middle of the day"


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« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2007, 05:16:50 PM »
Quote from: Pad on July 26, 2007, 05:15:27 PM
A Lady I work with asked my advice on how to go about returning a new watch that was supplied faulty, I asked what was wrong with said watch and this is the reply

"The date is all wrong it keeps changing in the middle of the day"
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Did you tell her to take the watch back as she's too stupid to own one?
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« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2007, 05:21:44 PM »
A while ago .... but a chum of ours complained to her husband at the time ,,, that the CD was faulty as it only played one side .....

Shortly after that my wife got the hump with me over the fact that My passport was out of date and i was jepordising the family holiday to .....Scotland!!! ....From Huntingdon i hasten to add...
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« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2007, 08:55:53 PM »

 one time we had a pizza for dinner and my mum said to everyone

 " wow , the Al Pacino peppers are hot ! "

 she never lived it down and i laugh every time i see a jalapeno
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« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2007, 09:12:42 PM »
Quote from: BigTomatoes on July 26, 2007, 08:55:53 PM

 one time we had a pizza for dinner and my mum said to everyone

 " wow , the Al Pacino peppers are hot ! "

 she never lived it down and i laugh every time i see a jalapeno

aaahh  AlPacino peppers, they are with out doubt the godfather of peppers.
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« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2007, 09:20:24 PM »
Quote from: Jim-D on July 26, 2007, 09:12:42 PM
Quote from: BigTomatoes on July 26, 2007, 08:55:53 PM

 one time we had a pizza for dinner and my mum said to everyone

 " wow , the Al Pacino peppers are hot ! "

 she never lived it down and i laugh every time i see a jalapeno

aaahh  AlPacino peppers, they are with out doubt the godfather of peppers.

Yep got a lot of HEAT.
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« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2007, 09:23:00 PM »
Quote from: KingPoker on July 26, 2007, 09:20:24 PM
Quote from: Jim-D on July 26, 2007, 09:12:42 PM
Quote from: BigTomatoes on July 26, 2007, 08:55:53 PM

 one time we had a pizza for dinner and my mum said to everyone

 " wow , the Al Pacino peppers are hot ! "

 she never lived it down and i laugh every time i see a jalapeno

aaahh  AlPacino peppers, they are with out doubt the godfather of peppers.

Yep got a lot of HEAT.

My family used to eat them on on any given sunday!
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« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2007, 10:28:45 PM »
Quote from: Jim-D on July 26, 2007, 09:23:00 PM
Quote from: KingPoker on July 26, 2007, 09:20:24 PM
Quote from: Jim-D on July 26, 2007, 09:12:42 PM
Quote from: BigTomatoes on July 26, 2007, 08:55:53 PM

 one time we had a pizza for dinner and my mum said to everyone

 " wow , the Al Pacino peppers are hot ! "

 she never lived it down and i laugh every time i see a jalapeno

aaahh  AlPacino peppers, they are with out doubt the godfather of peppers.

Yep got a lot of HEAT.

My family used to eat them on on any given sunday!

I hate those big family meals, ppl always arguing and i feel i have to play Devils Advocate!
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« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2007, 11:47:32 PM »
Recently a Sales consultant from the company I work for couldn't get me by phone so sent a fax instead, he finished his cover sheet with the following...........

Geo, if you don't get this fax let me know soonest........Huh?Huh???
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« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2007, 01:03:08 AM »
On the beach in Tingaki on Kos....woman asks Chelle about her cycle ride into Kos town...

Me.."Oh you'll be fine, it's downhill both ways"..

Woman.."Oh cool we'll do that then.."
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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2007, 03:56:48 AM »
Went on a night out and the whole group of us (all lads) were bursting for a piss when we got to the club. All dive in the mens only for one of them to pipe up with "fucking hell lads, it stinks of piss in here!"
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« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2007, 12:14:42 PM »
picture the scene.,.,8 blokes on a golfing holiday in marbella.,.,the night goes on,on,on about 2am one of the boys says cmon this taxi driver knows where theres a nightclub with loads of girls.,.,we all hop into 2 taxis.,.,we get there in the middle of nowhere.,.,we have to pay 10 euros to get in.,.,and its full wall to wall with sexy women WOW.,., there were porn films on every tv.,and girls coming on to you like as if you were al pacino.,.,.,THEN SHANE MY MATE SAYS..,.,/./..
              """"WELL I TAKE IT THIS IS A BROTHEL THEN.,,,.,.,.,,.,.,.
just to add only one guy did the dirty deed.,.,and fell in love and married her lmao.,.,still together now.,.,,
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« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2007, 12:17:02 PM »
Anything Karl Pilkington says on the Ricky Gervais podcasts...LOLOL...Side splitting.
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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2007, 02:32:42 PM »
"Chips" me in rebuy mtts in Costa Del Sol.
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« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2007, 04:04:34 PM »
in the chinese last night, i say can i have a pint of cider please, lady says sorry dont do cider only have carlseberg or strongbow!!
 
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