Luton GUKPT: Final Day - Interactive

[taximan007]

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[KarmaDope]

Oh how I want to sleep...13 hours plus we've been here so far. Even the humour of the press room is dwindling slowly...despite Jen's appearance!

[danafish]

Warren limpage; Dave checkage.

Floppage- - cheeeeck check check

Turnage - - check-eck!

Riverererererage - - Warren bets 150k. Dave calls. Warren has a jack, and wins. Dave - "YOU ---- have a piece of EVERY ---- SINGLE ---- FLOP". In our addled minds he sounds like Michael Caine.


- Dave announces all in and Warren folds.


Dave re-raises a Warren 100k raise to 400k, Warren passes.

Warren limps, Dave calls, Jon checks. Hot three-way action!

Flop:



Checked around.

Turn:



Checked around. Boooring.

River:



Dull dull dull. Dave wins with a four.

"Gimme the money," he says in his Frank Butcher accent. He might as well add, "Luv ya sweetheart."

Warren, who looks a tiny bit like Beavis, limps in. Dave checks his option.



Checked to the river, where Warren burrows down into his stack and wins the pot with a 80k bet.

[Greg A]

If No Limit Holdem is a sexy game then this is blindfolded 3 legged crocodile buggery

[danafish]

Warren raises to 240k, takes the blinds.

Dave and Jon both move all-in, Warren passes after a a squeeze

Jon:



Dave :





Which means Jon Butters is OUT in 3rd place winning £34,550

Holy Moses on a motorbike with Jesus in the sidecar, we are unbelievably HU!

[danafish]

If No Limit Holdem is a sexy game then this is blindfolded 3 legged crocodile buggery

Ahh ha ha, that was your 69th post.

[danafish]

I do believe that Warren may take this baby down...

You said that like 5 hours ago. Oh sigh and woe.

A flop - - Dave 140k - Warren all in! But Dave folds.


- check check

- cheeeeck check check

- they both bet a billion chips! No, actually they check.

Warren has two pairs of some description and wins it.

They're now on a short break after which the blinds will go up, a half hour clock now, although that might not actually make this any less painful. We can only hope.

[danafish]

Blinds now 50k/100k.

Dave limps, Warren checks

- checkage from Warren, a bet from Dave, an all in from Warren, a call from Dave! Spirits rise in the press room.

Dave -

Warren -





Double-up for Dave. Spirits sink at the prospect of this going on forever.

Jen has been hanging around here all day for the sole purpose of driving me home (although she murdered the dealer's choice cash game), and has now passed out. These people have no compassion.

The dazed and depressed crowd hald-heartedly respond to the announcer's "Is that worth a round of applause?" I now pray for the apocalypse.

[danafish]

Warren - all in 7 8 off !!!

Dave  - J 8 off !!!

!!!

Warren doubles up to 270k !!!

Ah ha ha ha !!!!

Ahhhhh ha.

[Greg A]

I need some real excitement, there's a video on Discovery channel about the nesting rituals of the 3 toed sloth , gotta be better than this, g night !!

[Dingdell]

Doesn't the casino close early tonight? Must be getting close?

[taximan007]

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[KarmaDope]

Thank. God. For. That. Dana has details to follow.

[danafish]

Dave limps, Warren inexplicably checks.

Flop -

Warren shoves, Dave calls.

Warren - Q5

Dave - J9

Turn -

River -

Which means that Warren Wooldridge is OUT in 2nd place winning £51,800...

...which necessarily leads us to understand that it is all OVER and DAVE CLARK is the WINNER of the Luton GUKPT, winning £97,300...

...which necessarily leads me to GO HOME. Yay! Well done all those lucky people going home with bunches of cash money, and thanks to the very excellent people of Luton G Casino for being all nice to us.

 

[danafish]

Oh, actually I think Floppy's getting some photos, and seeing as I've broken his laptop I have to stay for uno momento.