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Question: Please select the best thre captions from the list below...
"How *£&"O)_ dare you be slimmer than me now you cockney mug!"
and i twisted it and its head came off yuck!
Who's there, where are u, ill find u
Kev was impressed by the accuracy of Barry's Tommy Cooper impression.
Look I know you've made an effort and lost weight, but your just too damn ugly to be my biatch.
Well done with the diet Kev! Your belly used to come out to here!!!
Big daft Baz is in sheffield, he will take the north, i will handle the south !!
''It was this big Kev, I tell ya, you'd have been disgusted at how small the cheeseburgers where''
"So, when can I see the newborn?"
nice tits kev are they real
LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND THE PAIR OF QUEENS BARNY WAS LOOKING FOR.
Where they gone? They were massive last time you let me touch ya.
"That's nothing, the midget I ate was THIS big"
I bet you a pound I can make your tits move without touching them....
You don't sweat much for a fat lass
What happened to your tits? they used to be right here??
(Baz) "Beppe said I was not his type, he prefers Roberto" (Kev)"You will always have me Baz"
I have 20 more mugs of my fat at home. You want one?
"Kev, where's the man boobs went FFS!!"
"Kev mate, you seen my fez?"
Kev can barely contain his laughter as Barry performs his best Tommy Cooper impression
i said """I COME SECOND,.,.,.,.JUST LIKE THAT.,.,"""
Remember. You are a tiger. Grrrrrr
im gonna grabb his head and put it in that mug.,.,.!!!
"Unless you stick to pies of this size you'll never lose weight, Kev"
"so I was holding the pie like this, ands i knew summat werent right"
I was looking forward to groping your moobs - where the f*** have they gone!?
Forget Bananas I prefer Melons....nice juicy ones Mmmmmm
Barry: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrllllllgggggggghhhhhhh.....Moobs.....
The new masseuse was not to Barry's liking
OK, Ill give you a fiver a pair for the old jeans....
"So I said You put salad on my plate again and I'll strangle ya!"
Well that's no good, nowt to grope any more...
I like The Nun's avatar best!

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« on: August 30, 2007, 09:19:58 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2007, 11:11:52 PM »

...and there was me thinking I was being original with my man boobs and tommy cooper references  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2007, 03:05:33 AM »

I need to win one, come on vote forme....
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2007, 09:23:21 PM »

Gone with the Conservatives as usual...
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2007, 12:43:42 PM »

Snoop, please forward the identities of the voters and caption "authors" to me, i will pass them on to Baz, and we will take the appropriate actions Wink
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2007, 12:55:10 PM »

Snoop, please forward the identities of the voters and caption "authors" to me, i will pass them on to Baz, and we will take the appropriate actions Wink

Mellow out, it seems it has been formally recognised that
1. You've lost lots of weight and it's recognised
2. You're nobodies biatch
3. You're still ugly

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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2007, 02:45:12 PM »

he was telling me how to lose weight ,
I'm now thinner than him now lol.
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2007, 03:52:27 AM »

Congratualtions to brummieboy for the following entry:

Look I know you've made an effort and lost weight, but your just too damn ugly to be my biatch.
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2007, 03:54:24 AM »

thetank
You don't sweat much for a fat lass

sofa----king
im gonna grabb his head and put it in that mug.,.,.!!!

SOFA----KING
i said """I COME SECOND,.,.,.,.JUST LIKE THAT.,.,"""

Newmanseye
"so I was holding the pie like this, ands i knew summat werent right"

Mantis01
I like The Nun's avatar best!

kinboshi
Well that's no good, nowt to grope any more...

geo the sarge
"Kev, where's the man boobs went FFS!!"

TheChipPrince
''It was this big Kev, I tell ya, you'd have been disgusted at how small the cheeseburgers where''

reenot
Well done with the diet Kev! Your belly used to come out to here!!!

phatomch
(Baz) "Beppe said I was not his type, he prefers Roberto" (Kev)"You will always have me Baz"

PHATOMCH
LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND THE PAIR OF QUEENS BARNY WAS LOOKING FOR.

D Jones
Who's there, where are u, ill find u

withnail
I bet you a pound I can make your tits move without touching them....

lazaroonie
OK, Ill give you a fiver a pair for the old jeans....

Jack Prime
Where they gone? They were massive last time you let me touch ya.

Lee Mulligan (jjandellis)
Barry: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrllllllgggggggghhhhhhh.....Moobs.....

Claw75
I was looking forward to groping your moobs - where the f*** have they gone!?

Horneris
"How *£&"O)_ dare you be slimmer than me now you cockney mug!"

Maddog
Kev was impressed by the accuracy of Barry's Tommy Cooper impression.

MANTIS01
Forget Bananas I prefer Melons....nice juicy ones Mmmmmm

Ironside
Big daft Baz is in sheffield, he will take the north, i will handle the south !!

claw75
Kev can barely contain his laughter as Barry performs his best Tommy Cooper impression

withnail
Remember. You are a tiger. Grrrrrr

alan armitage
nice tits kev are they real

hans47
and i twisted it and its head came off yuck!

brummieboy
Look I know you've made an effort and lost weight, but your just too damn ugly to be my biatch.

vince (celtic)
What happened to your tits? they used to be right here??

boldie
"So I said You put salad on my plate again and I'll strangle ya!"

boldie
"That's nothing, the midget I ate was THIS big"

boldie
"Unless you stick to pies of this size you'll never lose weight, Kev"

snoopy
"So, when can I see the newborn?"

snoopy
The new masseuse was not to Barry's liking

snoopy
I have 20 more mugs of my fat at home. You want one?

Nak
Barry Shouts "Tea, Tea you big pooooffffff"

Nak
Barry Says "and then flushy kissed me, he swims with the fishes now"

Nak
Barry Says "But I used to love your breasts"

kevin Donoghue
Yeah, I know I can lose the gut Kev but I'm worried about strecth marks!!!
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2007, 09:05:15 AM »

boooooooo rigged, half the captions werent on the list !!!

be afraid some of you .... be very afraid !!!
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2007, 11:40:20 PM »

who are these ANIMALS?!
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2007, 11:41:47 PM »

who are these ANIMALS?!

Not a bad one mug, but unfortunately too late to enter Wink
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2007, 11:42:59 PM »

So mine dont make the list but I get grassed up anyway - cheers snoop.
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2007, 03:40:11 AM »

So mine dont make the list but I get grassed up anyway - cheers snoop.

You entered after I put the poll up ya silly moo.  Wink
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