blonde poker forum
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
July 19, 2025, 06:57:29 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
2262324 Posts in 66605 Topics by 16990 Members
Latest Member: Enut
* Home Help Arcade Search Calendar Guidelines Login Register
+  blonde poker forum
|-+  Poker Forums
| |-+  The Rail
| | |-+  Famous Alcohol Quotes
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 Go Down Print
Author Topic: Famous Alcohol Quotes  (Read 3755 times)
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2007, 12:01:15 AM »

Beer: Nature's laxative.
--Dorothy Parker
Logged

A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
AndrewT
Global Moderator
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15483



View Profile WWW
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2007, 12:43:25 AM »

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"  (anon)

I seem to remember seeing that quote attributed to Dorothy Parker when I searched for her quotes on the internet remembered her quote off the top of my head.
Logged
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2007, 12:54:31 AM »

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"  (anon)

I seem to remember seeing that quote attributed to Dorothy Parker when I searched for her quotes on the internet remembered her quote off the top of my head.

I think that one was Tom Waits -- but what the hell I am loving this
Logged

A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2007, 12:55:32 AM »

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Charles Bukowski
Logged

A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2007, 12:58:57 AM »

"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a
more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and
glory to his bounty by learning about beer."
-- Friar Tuck, in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
Logged

A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2007, 01:12:38 AM »

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Charles Bukowski

Oh and by the way Charles Bukowski was a wimp !
Logged

A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
RichEO
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1493



View Profile
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2007, 01:15:23 AM »

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Charles Bukowski

More like:

60 minutes in an hour, 60 beers in the fridge.

- The Duke
Logged
RichEO
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1493



View Profile
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2007, 01:16:26 AM »

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Charles Bukowski

Oh and by the way Charles Bukowski was a wimp !

Exactly my point, a crate doesn't last you an evening!
Logged
bone1986
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 251



View Profile WWW
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2007, 09:36:55 AM »

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.  ~Frank Sinatra
Logged

"There are two types of people who pray; those who pray in Church and those who pray at the poker table. The only difference is that those who pray at the poker table really mean it."
bone1986
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 251



View Profile WWW
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2007, 09:40:53 AM »

If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker.  If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.  ~Author Unknown
Logged

"There are two types of people who pray; those who pray in Church and those who pray at the poker table. The only difference is that those who pray at the poker table really mean it."
rooooonaldo
Probation
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1


View Profile
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2007, 12:31:43 PM »


"Have you been drinking sir?"

slur-"I haven't had a c*** all night drinkstable"
« Last Edit: September 02, 2007, 12:40:36 PM by Colchester Kev » Logged
Robert HM
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15926



View Profile WWW
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2007, 12:56:46 PM »

Congratulations, the only person with 100% record of censored posts.
Logged

http://www.rooms-direct.co.uk - If you need some furniture, give Shogun a shout, he can do you some discount for Blonde Poker forum members..
fearisthekey
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 844


PL: 51S1NT 4R51MS


View Profile
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2007, 03:46:17 PM »

"Why do you drink?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZMXIxIQmPw

LOL

RIP

Pulled over by cops: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM6a5YBOOqs

My fav ever youtube video. We've all been there..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYDDsvExZlY&mode=related&search=
« Last Edit: September 02, 2007, 03:48:55 PM by fearisthekey » Logged

W85N 494 T85 4R51M 253OM5 1 N978TM1R5

4ON0TW1K589MUP

CHEYNE STOKING

The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2007, 03:56:06 PM »


My fav ever youtube video. We've all been there..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYDDsvExZlY&mode=related&search=

 
Logged

A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
happybhoy
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 567


View Profile
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2007, 05:42:32 PM »

Work is the curse of the drinking classes - Oscar Wilde
Logged

I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to mis-attribute this quote to Voltaire.
Pages: 1 [2] 3 Go Up Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.15 seconds with 20 queries.