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Question: Who makes the best polls?
Adam - 2 (5.9%)
Kiv (The Rigger!) - 10 (29.4%)
Nemesis - 22 (64.7%)
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« Reply #75 on: October 20, 2005, 11:45:09 AM »

found Red-Dog
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« Reply #76 on: October 20, 2005, 11:46:41 AM »

eating pies
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« Reply #77 on: October 20, 2005, 11:48:49 AM »

with some
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« Reply #78 on: October 20, 2005, 11:49:37 AM »

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« Reply #79 on: October 20, 2005, 11:50:00 AM »

of Yak
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« Reply #80 on: October 20, 2005, 12:00:28 PM »

hair and
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« Reply #81 on: October 20, 2005, 12:02:12 PM »

Update - from the top.
Tikay smiled, at his hole cards jack four, off suit, he thought Ohh! Aces!
all in he announced I call said the big blind  oh s**t said tikay, when he
saw the pigs ear he'd made of the tournament again.
He remembered how lucky it is that kev likes pies made from sheeps innards
and marmite. Surreptitiously, he used big words to convey much he liked
making, ladies wriggle when he unzips his camera shoots his cat with a shotgun loaded with shotgun pellets. The end of the world is getting closer but it wont end until the jocks win with aces trumper calling from behind as usual and putting his stack all in with no outs however a volcano was about to errupt 5000 miles off of Western Australia this made the chance of winning much more doable because poker is not for seismologists with blurred vision and no sense of direction. They found Red-Dog eating pies with some chunky bits of yak hair and lice. He
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« Reply #82 on: October 20, 2005, 12:27:01 PM »

loved lice
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« Reply #83 on: October 20, 2005, 12:27:32 PM »

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« Reply #84 on: October 20, 2005, 12:30:01 PM »

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« Reply #85 on: October 20, 2005, 12:31:06 PM »

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« Reply #86 on: October 20, 2005, 12:58:54 PM »

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« Reply #87 on: October 20, 2005, 02:12:23 PM »

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« Reply #88 on: October 20, 2005, 02:17:33 PM »

that he'd
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« Reply #89 on: October 20, 2005, 02:38:12 PM »

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