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« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2007, 12:20:27 AM »
Quote from: ifm on October 08, 2007, 10:53:38 PM
What's white and can't climb trees?


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Dont know why but this had me proper lol' ing
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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2007, 12:27:17 AM »
Whats Black and dangerous


A crow with a machine gun
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A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
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« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2007, 05:12:39 AM »
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

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« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2007, 09:30:35 AM »
what do you call a judge with no fingers





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« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2007, 11:56:53 AM »
What's black and white and goes up and down, up and down?

A nun in a lift.
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« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2007, 12:59:32 PM »
Mickey Mouse hears that Minnie has been playing away from home so he goes to the judge and explains his situation and asks him to grant him a divorce. The judge says 'Mr Mouse, I don't think I can grant you a divorce on the grounds that your wife has big teeth'. Mickey replies 'I didn't say she had big teeth I said she was fucking Goofy'
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