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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2007, 04:57:17 PM »

A man in Kilmarnock later identified as Mr S.Ark, was to be found the next day in his public library borrowing the latest best-seller in the country

"Cactus potting for angry horse loving cycling porn enthusiasts" by Mr I. Didnothingwronghonestguv.
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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2007, 05:17:11 PM »

Sex offenders register Huh?

To protect other bicycles out there?  I don't understand, it had been a blow-up doll would he have been sentenced?  He was in his own room, behind a locked door?  How was he 'breaching the peace'?

I wonder if after pumping up his bike if he's a bit tired now?  It certainly hasn't been a goodyear for him.
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« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2007, 05:32:54 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2007, 05:57:44 PM »

When i was a kid my mam told me cycling was very dangerous and to make sure my helmet was in the right place and i didnt get saddlesore.
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« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2007, 08:48:39 PM »

obviously two tyred to ride the other two old bikes that were in his room.
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« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2007, 10:27:42 PM »


That's nothing, do a search for pavement sex, A guy's just been done for shagging it again Sad

Poor lad. Nobody every told him about the 5 finger shuffle .....


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« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2007, 10:35:03 PM »

Try being married to a man with a fantasy that you have to dress up as a pavement, Tarmac thongs are just not fun ok.
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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2007, 10:42:17 PM »

Try being married to a man with a fantasy that you have to dress up as a pavement, Tarmac thongs are just not fun ok.

Tarmac thong? You'd have to be a cyclepath!
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« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2007, 10:44:08 PM »

Try being married to a man with a fantasy that you have to dress up as a pavement, Tarmac thongs are just not fun ok.

Tarmac thong? You'd have to be a cyclepath!
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« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2007, 10:54:06 PM »

Try being married to a man with a fantasy that you have to dress up as a pavement, Tarmac thongs are just not fun ok.

Tarmac thong? You'd have to be a cyclepath!

Yeh, your quick with those one liners red-dog LMAO
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« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2007, 11:26:51 PM »

It's a funny story, but I don't understand why he was given 3 years probation and put on the sex offenders list. he was alone, in private, not in public. What did he do wrong?

maybe it wasnt his bike.
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« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2007, 12:48:13 AM »

It's a funny story, but I don't understand why he was given 3 years probation and put on the sex offenders list. he was alone, in private, not in public. What did he do wrong?

maybe it wasnt his bike.
yeah it could of been a  bike swapping party
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« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2007, 01:29:56 AM »

obviously two tyred to ride the other two old bikes that were in his room.

I don't think so,   I hear he's a bit of a dynamo.

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« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2007, 12:30:27 PM »

Was he bicyexual?
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« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2007, 12:33:02 PM »

he says it was a frame up, or was it up a frame not sure now
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