final sale

[Ironside]

one nation

consists of 4 crap international football teams, 5 crap international rubgy union teams, a goverment full of blundering idiots, a population leaving faster than a fly on the sun, a press that will jump on aything and everything if it means they can sell an extra copy,a police force that lets crooks off because there too bust doing paper work, a health service thats too busy to keep patients from getting infected, a fire and ambulance service that get stoned when they get called out, a military that get sent out to fight wars that no one wants them to fight, and tikay and industrable on every other channel 24/7


all yours for 50p ONO

[kinboshi]

England did OK in the rugby thanks.

[TightEnd]

one nation

consists of 4 crap international football teams, 5 crap international rubgy union teams, a goverment full of blundering idiots, a population leaving faster than a fly on the sun, a press that will jump on aything and everything if it means they can sell an extra copy,a police force that lets crooks off because there too bust doing paper work, a health service thats too busy to keep patients from getting infected, a fire and ambulance service that get stoned when they get called out, a military that get sent out to fight wars that no one wants them to fight, and tikay and industrable on every other channel 24/7


all yours for 50p ONO

and absolutely no spellchecker training scheme

40p tops IMHO

[Ironside]

England did OK in the rugby thanks.

u really think one good game and one average game was ok?

[neeko]

A country that every other person in the world is desparate to get into.

A currency that isn't the dollar.

A cuture that has existed longer than the top of some yoghurt.

The press is owned by an Austrailian.

There are no native dangerous snakes or scorpions.

The weather is ok, and does not suffer from huge extremes.

I like it.

It is the BEST place in the World.

[thetank]

one nation

consists of 4 crap international football teams, 5 crap international rubgy union teams, a goverment full of blundering idiots, a population leaving faster than a fly on the sun, a press that will jump on aything and everything if it means they can sell an extra copy,a police force that lets crooks off because there too bust doing paper work, a health service thats too busy to keep patients from getting infected, a fire and ambulance service that get stoned when they get called out, a military that get sent out to fight wars that no one wants them to fight, and tikay and industrable on every other channel 24/7


all yours for 50p ONO

Football, England have a side capable of beating anyone in the world on their day (albeit that day seems to not usually be a matchday)
Scotland are doing amazing of late.

Rugby Union, that's just nonsense. A Quarter finalists and a finalist among the sides (I count three not five, but let's not split hairs.)

Government - Every ruling body but China's could be criticized thusly. Grass is always greener I s'ppse.

Emigration - Do you have stats to back this claim up. Only person I can see leaving is taximan (who obviously totally wants to come back )

Press - The BBC, the envy of the world's media, cat naming scandals aside.

Police - Would you prefer the police they have in Pakistan? Or dozens of other countries where you get locked up for critizing the government (something that you evidently are prone to indulging in)

Health Service - The juxtaposition of your critique of the NHS wrt hospital infection and your having a go at the media for taking stories out of proportion I find ironic.

......etc.....

I'll give you 50p ya whiney get.

[Ironside]

one nation

consists of 4 crap international football teams, 5 crap international rubgy union teams, a goverment full of blundering idiots, a population leaving faster than a fly on the sun, a press that will jump on aything and everything if it means they can sell an extra copy,a police force that lets crooks off because there too bust doing paper work, a health service thats too busy to keep patients from getting infected, a fire and ambulance service that get stoned when they get called out, a military that get sent out to fight wars that no one wants them to fight, and tikay and industrable on every other channel 24/7


all yours for 50p ONO

Football, England have a side capable of beating anyone in the world on their day (albeit that day seems to not usually be a matchday)
Scotland are doing amazing of late.

Rugby Union, that's just nonsense. A Quarter finalists and a finalist among the sides (I count three not five, but let's not split hairs.)

Government - Every ruling body but China's could be criticized thusly. Grass is always greener I s'ppse.

Emigration - Do you have stats to back this claim up. Only person I can see leaving is taximan (who obviously totally wants to come back )

Press - The BBC, the envy of the world's media, cat naming scandals aside.

Police - Would you prefer the police they have in Pakistan? Or dozens of other countries where you get locked up for critizing the government (something that you evidently are prone to indulging in)

Health Service - The juxtaposition of your critique of the NHS wrt hospital infection and your having a go at the media for taking stories out of proportion I find ironic.

......etc.....

I'll give you 50p ya whiney get.

football 4 home nations none make the finals

RU 1 QF and 1 finalist when we have 4 of the biggest nations in the world playing the game piss poor and the 5th team is the Lions who got there asses spanked on the last tour

government lurching from one crisis to anotehr for the past few decades

emigration a survey found last month that more people were leaving than ever before

press bbc via the sun the mirror or any of the other tabloids

police no i would prefer one that took crooks off the street and kept them off them

health service i have been in and out of hospital for the last 17 years and each and every time i go in the amount of patients with the super bugs has increased on one recent visit there was more people on the ward with MRS than didnt have it i dont call that taking it out of all proportion


hey i aint leaving just hope who ever buys the f'ing thing sorts it out

[taximan007]

Emigration - Do you have stats to back this claim up. Only person I can see leaving is taximan (who obviously totally wants to come back  )

WOW, what a read, you should play poker 

[bolt pp]

one nation

consists of 4 crap international football teams, 5 crap international rubgy union teams, a goverment full of blundering idiots, a population leaving faster than a fly on the sun, a press that will jump on aything and everything if it means they can sell an extra copy,a police force that lets crooks off because there too bust doing paper work, a health service thats too busy to keep patients from getting infected, a fire and ambulance service that get stoned when they get called out, a military that get sent out to fight wars that no one wants them to fight, and tikay and industrable on every other channel 24/7


all yours for 50p ONO

Football, England have a side capable of beating anyone in the world on their day (albeit that day seems to not usually be a matchday)
Scotland are doing amazing of late.

Rugby Union, that's just nonsense. A Quarter finalists and a finalist among the sides (I count three not five, but let's not split hairs.)

Government - Every ruling body but China's could be criticized thusly. Grass is always greener I s'ppse.

Emigration - Do you have stats to back this claim up. Only person I can see leaving is taximan (who obviously totally wants to come back )

Press - The BBC, the envy of the world's media, cat naming scandals aside.

Police - Would you prefer the police they have in Pakistan? Or dozens of other countries where you get locked up for critizing the government (something that you evidently are prone to indulging in)

Health Service - The juxtaposition of your critique of the NHS wrt hospital infection and your having a go at the media for taking stories out of proportion I find ironic.

......etc.....

I'll give you 50p ya whiney get.

And we got ant & dec

[thetank]

.....and a jock in No. 10 (who was going to put a supercasino in Greenwich, but then he logged on to blonde last week to read what bad boy bolt had to say)

[boldie]

A country that every other person in the world is desparate to get into.

 

[ifm]

My brother caught mrsa from Heartlands hospital about 5 years ago, he is dying because of it so i agree on that one.
As for the government well we (taxpayers not dosser poker players ) are taxed to near bankruptcy, it really is shocking when you tally up what we pay out per month to brown and is cronies.
Sport, we are traditional underachievers so it's tough to moan about that.
Immigration is a joke yet all the cheap labour is keeping the economy healthy.

[bolt pp]

.....and a jock in No. 10 (who was going to put a supercasino in Greenwich, but then he logged on to blonde last week to read what bad boy bolt had to say)

I drink iron bru as much as the next man, Gordan knows I cheer on UK in eurovision