Went there today ... always fancied going but never got round to it before. Bloody hell, I missed out on previous years !
Me and Ginger set off at 10.30 sat nav loaded and began the trip to Olympia... but forget the boring travel details, I wanna talk about the event
wall to wall stalls selling just about anything and everything that you could possibly imagine AND probably a lot that you cant LOL
There was such a wide variety of people there, from all walks of life and from every generation , Old men in leather, old women in almost nothing ... stunning beauties in their knickers... Jesus, at one point i nearly had to ask for a medic as i thought i had died and gone to heaven. One classic was some bloke about 35ish wearing leather chaps and a red sparkly thong
... I am just tucking into Pie peas and gravy (I had a day off ffs .. i deserved it
) anyway, said brokeback mountain lookalike sits down on the next table with his mate dressed as a WW11 Gestapo Officer ( I KID YOU NOT ) trouble is... the chairs were metal with holes in the seat .. now first thing you think is EFFIN HELL his arse must be freezing ... but then he finishes his meal, gets up, and as he walks passed us Jane and I piss ourselves laughing ... his arse now resembles a frigging WAFFLE where the chair has imprinted itself on his arse cheeks ... absolutely hysterical.
Stage shows were awesome... as was just about everything, and believe it or not, It took me a trip to Erotica to actually find something good to come out of wales (apart from the Motorway
) TOFFEE VODKA .. believe it or not this stuff is made in Taffland and tastes bloody awesome ..
http://www.toffoc.com/site/index.aspx Have a look and get the Taffs to bring you a bottle next time we all meet up, they were giving out thimbles of the stuff as tasters, so i did the done thing and sampled one ..MMMmmm it was nectar, Jane also did the right thing ... she sampled about a dozen FFS ... then when we bought a bottle she had another bloody TUMBLER full on the house, just to make sure LOL.
Well after an amazing day we somehow managed to make our way back to the car without a sherpa, fk knows how... we must have had more carrier bags than bleeding Tescos LOL.
Seriously, if you get a chance, GO !! you wont believe the atmosphere and relaxed attitudes of everyone in attendance ... truly a wonderful experience and guess what, we are booking for next year as soon as humanly possible
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