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« on: December 07, 2007, 10:28:07 PM »

Having a crap, what sort of toilet paper shall i use ??


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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 10:30:20 PM »

Andrex quilted.  I thought the aloe vera sounded great, but it's a bit slippery if ya know what I mean.


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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 11:35:33 PM »

LMAO.
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2007, 08:23:05 AM »

Don't use that shiny stuff or a page from a glossy magazine unless you want to lose traction and leave a skidmark that extends up past your belt line.

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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2007, 08:54:53 AM »

It depends on the colour of your bathroom. Colour co-ordination is so important these days.
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 09:46:01 AM »

Also you should consider the moist andrex option and then if you do is it,
Option 1: Moist tissue only?
Option 2: Moist followed by dry?
Option 3: Dry followed by moist?
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 01:49:55 PM »

 

how did you get on?
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 01:59:55 PM »



how did you get on?

Depends which camp you are in Usain old son ...  Some say that I have never been, thats why I am so full of it Wink

Others will tell you it all came out well in the end.
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 02:05:36 PM »

Ok then

We had an outside toilet, and we cut newspaper and magazines into squares and hung them on a hook in the" privey"

Try the news of the world , they are good at printing ****
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2008, 02:07:48 PM »

Ok then

We had an outside toilet, and we cut newspaper and magazines into squares and hung them on a hook in the" privey"

Try the news of the world , they are good at printing ****

why do you start your posts with: "Ok"?
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2008, 02:16:49 PM »

Ok I'll stop doing it then
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2008, 02:19:53 PM »

I'm gonna start doing it then cos i think it's brilliant!
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2008, 02:54:38 PM »

OK I'm gonna start doing it then cos i think it's brilliant!

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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2008, 03:29:53 PM »

Baby wipes ftw to remove any leftovers.especially if u are wearing white undergaments
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2008, 03:48:08 PM »

I feel bad about using baby wipes, coz when I do I keep thinking of the baby somewhere that is getting wiped with normal tissue. Spoils the whole experience.

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