A couple of gags ...

[Colchester Kev]

Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'



I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty, now I got the f***ing Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy.

[celtic]

1st one old.

2nd 1 quality
  


What do u call a man with no shins?


























Tony.

[taximan007]

Sam Allardyce is appearing in Pantomime this year.

He is playing the part of the Pumpkin.

He said in an interview "the best part is when the Fairy Godmother turns me into a COACH"

[steeveg]

Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'



I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty, now I got the f***ing Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy.

needed cheering up today, brilliant,
wish i could wind a few m8s up and tell the football coach joke, have to leave it till liverpool get a good win again .lol