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« on: December 17, 2007, 03:54:59 PM »

ok

again ive left it to the last minute

havent got the missus heehaw yet

and im nightshift this week

so can i order online 2morro??

and gimme some ideas?

ladies.....i'll be having xmas dinner wi the dog unless you come through for me...lol


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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 04:00:21 PM »

I think you can order from Amazon until Weds, others may vary.

I did all my shopping yesterday.

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 04:00:49 PM »

chy are you even thinking about christmas shopping this early

christmas eve 3:50 is plenty of time get to the shops for 4:15 you have between 15 minutes and 45 minutes of empty shops to do your shopping more than enough time for a bloke

if you dont beleive me do a dress rehearsal this christmas so you know you can do it every year

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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2007, 04:10:13 PM »

Do absolutely nothing let her get the major arse with ya over the festive time, leaves you free to play as much poker as u want then in Jan  take her to new York on shopping to cheer her up??
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2007, 04:13:35 PM »

How about a spa day (massage, facial etc).  That way, if the 'official' voucher doesn't arrive in time, you can make and print your own off to give to her on Christmas Day.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2007, 04:13:49 PM »

Do absolutely nothing let her get the major arse with ya over the festive time, leaves you free to play as much poker as u want then in Jan  take her to new York on shopping to cheer her up??

i like it

$1000 HU anyone?

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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2007, 04:14:50 PM »

How about a spa day (massage, facial etc).  That way, if the 'official' voucher doesn't arrive in time, you can make and print your own off to give to her on Christmas Day.

thats not bad C

keep em coming
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2007, 04:16:25 PM »

How about a spa day (massage, facial etc).  That way, if the 'official' voucher doesn't arrive in time, you can make and print your own off to give to her on Christmas Day.

That'd work.  Just do yerself a favour and don't rush out to buy 'any ole thing'...we can spot pressure purchases a mile away. 

What does she like?  Hobbies/interests?
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2007, 04:20:35 PM »

she likes perfumes,beauty stuff,pampering etc...shoes,bags,clothes,,blah blah blah

and hoovers...she has been through 3 in a year ( a bit obsessive )

and she has been playing our neighbours nintendo ds recently...borrowing it and keeping it too long....

currently back with its 8 yr old owner rite now...lol
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2007, 04:21:33 PM »

Get her the DS!!!  Shows you've been paying attention and add the day spa in for good measure. 
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2007, 04:25:21 PM »

Please keep suggestions coming though..............just in case someone else needs ideas.........you never know 
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2007, 04:25:56 PM »

Get her the DS!!!  Shows you've been paying attention and add the day spa in for good measure. 

yep - sorted!
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2007, 04:40:21 PM »

Get her the DS!!!  Shows you've been paying attention and add the day spa in for good measure. 

yep - sorted!

What sort of job do u think this guy has?

Book her on a winter holiday to Lithuania - 2 pence return with Ryanair Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 04:46:00 PM »

What sort of job do u think this guy has?


Is he not your bookie?
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 04:59:47 PM »

It's simple, really.  The Mrs. has surely mentioned something she'd really like to do or purchase, but can't bring herself to spend the money on it during the rest of the year.  She will have mentioned it on numerous occasions, in hopes that you're paying attention and might (just maybe) get the hint without being run over by a freight train carrying same message.  I promise you, she's thrown the ideas out there.  Any man who can 'spot the special hints' thrown his way is definitely a keeper in any woman's book.  If all else fails, pay attention to what she 'borrows' from friends or neighbours on a regular basis...and get her one of her own.  NOTE!!!  This DOES NOT include anything in the domestic housekeeping range!!!  God help the lad who shows up with the top of the range hoover for Christmas...he'd be lucky to hang with the dog after that.         
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