Heard about this on the radio yesterday.
There is an easier way though. The rhino in mothercare is probably the pregnant one.
Soo many "my wife" jokes I could make there that would see me get killed ....Damn you Kin!
I didn't start it! It was Tighty. In fact it was you, when you invaded Poland!
tsssskk...A guy invades 1 country, ok maybe 2..or 3...and all of a sudden EVERYBODY goes on about it...What have we ever done to the Welsh?