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« on: December 19, 2007, 05:30:22 PM » |
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the best way to check whether a rhinocerous is pregnant is to check whether its poo is glittery.
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 05:31:06 PM » |
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So Tinkerbell was a Rhinocerous ??
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TightEnd
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 05:31:57 PM » |
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No idea, but I bet she liked Yule logs.
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 06:15:00 PM » |
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the best way to check whether a rhinocerous is pregnant is to check whether its poo is glittery.
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 08:24:48 PM » |
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 09:12:15 PM » |
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im off 2 london zoo smorrow with a pot of glitter gonna cause chaos in the rhinocerous enclosure.
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 09:16:38 PM » |
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I thought the rinosaurs were wiped out by a comet
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2007, 02:17:29 PM » |
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does the same rule apply for the gladiator rhino
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2007, 02:21:32 PM » |
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Heard about this on the radio yesterday.
There is an easier way though. The rhino in mothercare is probably the pregnant one.
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2007, 03:49:45 PM » |
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Heard about this on the radio yesterday.
There is an easier way though. The rhino in mothercare is probably the pregnant one.
Soo many "my wife" jokes I could make there that would see me get killed ....Damn you Kin! |
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2007, 03:53:03 PM » |
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Heard about this on the radio yesterday.
There is an easier way though. The rhino in mothercare is probably the pregnant one.
Soo many "my wife" jokes I could make there that would see me get killed ....Damn you Kin! I didn't start it! It was Tighty. In fact it was you, when you invaded Poland! |
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« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2007, 10:26:03 AM » |
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Tighty!!! I came out with this in the pub last night & thought "Hang on I didn't check this". Guess what - it's half right - it is very difficult to tell if a rhino is pregnant as they are very large in comparison to the size of the baby. Best way is to take poo samples, but with 3 rhinos in a pen how do know which poo belongs to which rhino? So Dublin zoo in a bit of lateral thinking genius fed blue glitter to one female rhino & silver to the other - allowing them to be certain which sample was which, they could then be certain they'd correctly identified which (if any) rhino was pregnant. I've now got to stop my gullible mates telling everybody that pregnant rhinos crap glitter  |
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« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2007, 10:27:54 AM » |
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Tighty!!! I came out with this in the pub last night & thought "Hang on I didn't check this". Guess what - it's half right - it is very difficult to tell if a rhino is pregnant as they are very large in comparison to the size of the baby. Best way is to take poo samples, but with 3 rhinos in a pen how do know which poo belongs to which rhino? So Dublin zoo in a bit of lateral thinking genius fed blue glitter to one female rhino & silver to the other - allowing them to be certain which sample was which, they could then be certain they'd correctly identified which (if any) rhino was pregnant. I've now got to stop my gullible mates telling everybody that pregnant rhinos crap glitter lmao |
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« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2007, 11:05:56 AM » |
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Maybe the Rhino had eaten Gary (not a bad thing considering)
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2007, 01:20:48 PM » |
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Heard about this on the radio yesterday.
There is an easier way though. The rhino in mothercare is probably the pregnant one.
Soo many "my wife" jokes I could make there that would see me get killed ....Damn you Kin! I didn't start it! It was Tighty. In fact it was you, when you invaded Poland! pmsl BASIL!!!! |
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