She Hums...

[kinboshi]

get headphones and plug em into your computer and listen to whatever you want. thats what i do.

girl next to me sings a lot, but shes mental so it makes me laugh, especially when she does it when the compnay owners are hovering behind us during a crisis.

shouldn't they be sorting out the crisis rather than worrying about the vacuuming?

Not if the senior management suck.

[Shogun112]

You might have something you can do here to stop the radio...  LOL...

In a lot of companies, people listening to radio staions on their PC take up bandwidth, and if a fair amount do it, then the internet bandwidth gets hammered, so, in our company we ban it and tell people it is not allowed, but also we (as techies) port block the radio station ports so it just wont work if tried..  Occasionally some new port needs blocking but in general NO RADIO...!!!  Stop it at the gateway using rules and access lists in routers or firewalls...

Tell your techs, and they will stop the radio working without going near her humming, LOL...

[TheChipPrince]

Ask her if she would mind humming a little louder. Tell her it really turns you on.

Now that is an answer from a genius... The only thing wrong with it is if she is a Croc, then she will be humming all day even louder, then u will have to slap her...

She IS a croc, and twice my age, permission to slap?

[cia260895]

An ak47 unloaded straight into her forehead should give you the required result..................

[TheChipPrince]

An ak47 unloaded straight into her forehead should give you the required result..................

Possibly a little too harsh at this early stage, will bear it in mind though...

[jizzemm]

Ask her if she would mind humming a little louder. Tell her it really turns you on.

Now that is an answer from a genius... The only thing wrong with it is if she is a Croc, then she will be humming all day even louder, then u will have to slap her...

She IS a croc, and twice my age, permission to slap?

Just tell her, Shut the F**K because she is ruining your poker concentration... 

[henrik777]

Ask her if she would mind humming a little louder. Tell her it really turns you on.

Now that is an answer from a genius... The only thing wrong with it is if she is a Croc, then she will be humming all day even louder, then u will have to slap her...

She IS a croc, and twice my age, permission to slap?

Go in early and mute the sound. Twice your age means she is never going to know how to sort it !!

Sandy

[TheChipPrince]

Ask her if she would mind humming a little louder. Tell her it really turns you on.

Now that is an answer from a genius... The only thing wrong with it is if she is a Croc, then she will be humming all day even louder, then u will have to slap her...

She IS a croc, and twice my age, permission to slap?

Go in early and mute the sound. Twice your age means she is never going to know how to sort it !!

Sandy

She works 10-4, so thats a no go, plus its an Apple Mac, so I probably wouldn't even be able to switch it on...

[matt674]

sit there with your Ipod on in work - if she is allowed to listen to her music then you are allowed to listen to yours. If anyone in management tells you to take it out then say "sorry, i only do it to drowned out the humming".

so either you get to listen to your Ipod all day or you raise awareness of the problem with bosses without appearing to be a snitch.

failing that 

[matt674]

Thought this was a thread about Claw started by Matt judging from the title
 

 

if title was she sexy or she gorgeous then yes...

[boldie]

Thought this was a thread about Claw started by Matt judging from the title
 

 

if title was she sexy or she gorgeous then yes...

and the brownie points are scored!

[TheChipPrince]

5 mins to go to i get 2 days away from her!!!!!!!!!

[kinboshi]

Only 5 more minutes with my future husband.  I wonder if my humming is impressing him.  He hasn't said anything, maybe I'll try singing next week instead.

[boldie]

Only 5 more minutes with my future husband.  I wonder if my humming is impressing him.  He hasn't said anything, maybe I'll try singing next week instead.

 

[cia260895]

OK the AK47 idea was a bit strong bearing in mind the heightened security in place at the mo,plus you could get in some heavy shit for carrying it,so how about splicing her head phone cables and running a discreet pair of speaker wire back to your desk attach to a electric circuit then we she puts them on next throw the switch and watch her fry?

pm for wiring diagram