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« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2008, 07:20:37 PM » |
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absolute class thread celtic a snat got me in tears here  suppose il get this from rookie when he grows up So you and Rookie not had the chat yet then  |
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« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2008, 07:56:51 PM » |
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absolute class thread celtic a snat got me in tears here suppose il get this from rookie when he grows up So you and Rookie not had the chat yet then He's not ready! |
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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2008, 02:09:29 AM » |
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dont even think he has a girlfriend yet lol though im pretty sure he's got into womens underwear |
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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2008, 09:34:13 AM » |
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And one last one from the library of Adam and Rachel...........apologies for the language.
Sunday lunchtime.....Family round the table.....Snat carving the roast........a scene of family idyllic calm
Adam aged seven......."I know the f word"
Roast is now not being carved......Mrs Snat's jaw drops........
Snat now able to speak "What is the F word?"
Adam......"I am not going to tell you!!!!"
Mrs. Snat..."Adam what is the F word"
Adam now getting visibly upset " I am not going to tell you!!!"
Snat..." Adam you are not in trouble but if you are going to use such words I want you to understand what they mean so that you can use them in context"
Adam.....bottom lip all a quiver "it means...........it means.............shit!"
Snort of laughter explodes through nose.........Mrs. Snat has coughing fit........
Snat..."okay Adam and do you know what shit is?"
Adam......no
Snat......"it is another word for poo and I would prefer it if for the time being if you used poo"
Adam......."okay dad"
Settling Adam that night
Snat......"are you okay about lunchtime Ads because you got a bit upset?"
Ads...."Yes Dad. Dad can I tell you something?"
Snat...."of course you can"
Ads......."I know what it means really . I just didn't want to upset Mummy"
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The most insidious of rules are those that aren't rules at all.
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2008, 10:03:49 AM » |
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And one last one from the library of Adam and Rachel...........apologies for the language.
Sunday lunchtime.....Family round the table.....Snat carving the roast........a scene of family idyllic calm
Adam aged seven......."I know the f word"
Roast is now not being carved......Mrs Snat's jaw drops........
Snat now able to speak "What is the F word?"
Adam......"I am not going to tell you!!!!"
Mrs. Snat..."Adam what is the F word"
Adam now getting visibly upset " I am not going to tell you!!!"
Snat..." Adam you are not in trouble but if you are going to use such words I want you to understand what they mean so that you can use them in context"
Adam.....bottom lip all a quiver "it means...........it means.............shit!"
Snort of laughter explodes through nose.........Mrs. Snat has coughing fit........
Snat..."okay Adam and do you know what shit is?"
Adam......no
Snat......"it is another word for poo and I would prefer it if for the time being if you used poo"
Adam......."okay dad"
Settling Adam that night
Snat......"are you okay about lunchtime Ads because you got a bit upset?"
Ads...."Yes Dad. Dad can I tell you something?"
Snat...."of course you can"
Ads......."I know what it means really . I just didn't want to upset Mummy"
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humbled to be included alongside such esteemed people - thank you
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« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2008, 10:12:32 AM » |
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And one last one from the library of Adam and Rachel...........apologies for the language.
Sunday lunchtime.....Family round the table.....Snat carving the roast........a scene of family idyllic calm
Adam aged seven......."I know the f word"
Roast is now not being carved......Mrs Snat's jaw drops........
Snat now able to speak "What is the F word?"
Adam......"I am not going to tell you!!!!"
Mrs. Snat..."Adam what is the F word"
Adam now getting visibly upset " I am not going to tell you!!!"
Snat..." Adam you are not in trouble but if you are going to use such words I want you to understand what they mean so that you can use them in context"
Adam.....bottom lip all a quiver "it means...........it means.............shit!"
Snort of laughter explodes through nose.........Mrs. Snat has coughing fit........
Snat..."okay Adam and do you know what shit is?"
Adam......no
Snat......"it is another word for poo and I would prefer it if for the time being if you used poo"
Adam......."okay dad"
Settling Adam that night
Snat......"are you okay about lunchtime Ads because you got a bit upset?"
Ads...."Yes Dad. Dad can I tell you something?"
Snat...."of course you can"
Ads......."I know what it means really . I just didn't want to upset Mummy"
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« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2008, 10:36:44 AM » |
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Genius! Clever lad.
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« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2008, 12:28:29 PM » |
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Awwwwwww, what a lil sweetheart! He's a keeper for sure.  |
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2008, 12:31:43 PM » |
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aren't kids great?!  really enjoying this thread! |
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« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2008, 12:31:49 PM » |
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Ryan 10...at a football academy assessment interview thing with me
He's filled in his questionnaire provided by the coaches
The exchange goes like this
Coach "So, Ryan, these are excellent answers. Thank you for being honest and realistic. FRrom some of the other boys answers I would think I am coaching World Cup Winners ho ho ho"
Ryan..nervous chuckle
Coach, turning page.."This section headed Discipline..you've put "Very Poor". That's strange. Why?"
Ryan..looks at shoes..silence
Coach "Well I've never seen you argue with refs, never got booked or sent off"
Ryan...silence, blushing
Coach, after a pause....."Oh well, if you think of why you answered that let me know"
Me "Ryan its ok, tell us why you think your discipline is poor?"
Ryan "Well I thought he meant Discipline at home. Mum says I am very naughty at home and I have poor discipline with my chores. She was watching when I filled my form out and I dared not put "Good" down as I'd only just got downstairs from being sent to my room"
Coach....muffled giggling
Me...looking away.
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« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2008, 01:18:05 PM » |
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2008, 01:23:25 PM » |
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lol just gets better and better
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« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2008, 01:32:50 PM » |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2008, 01:34:12 PM » |
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FYI
balls are called balls because they are kept in a ball bag simple as that!!
quality thread btw
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« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2008, 01:47:58 PM » |
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The most insidious of rules are those that aren't rules at all.
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