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« on: January 21, 2008, 10:43:39 PM »

Jeremy Paxman wrote to Marks and Spencer to complain that their underpants had become worse in the area of "support", compared to prior years.

What else has got worse over the years?

here are two for starters


1 Curly Whirly's, specifically their length

2 Leeds United, specifically the talent of their footballers

Oh and a 3rd, just for you

3 24, which was exciting but is now a pastiche.
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 10:45:02 PM »

i like a good pastiche but preferably without too many veggies in it
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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 10:54:36 PM »

Wotsits!! about half the size they used to be.

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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 11:03:58 PM »

Liverpool FC, they are half as good as they used to be... 
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 11:11:14 PM »

Attitude (and the power given by doo gooders) to children !!
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 11:26:35 PM »

Marathon's why the hell they changed it to Snickers just to appease foreigners is beyond  me!
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 12:01:44 AM »

Jif - Cif
Opal Fruits - Starburst
Marathon - Snickers
Cellnet - mmO2
Dime bar - Daim bar
Oil of Ulay - Olay
PWC - Monday Huh? (then sold to IBM)
Bio - Activia

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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2008, 12:03:17 AM »

wwf=wwe
Jif - Cif
Opal Fruits - Starburst  (never knew that thought they stopped making them)
Marathon - Snickers
Cellnet - mmO2
Dime bar - Daim bar   (never knew that thought they stopped making them)
Oil of Ulay - Olay
PWC - Monday Huh? (then sold to IBM)
Bio - Activia

My head hurts
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2008, 12:04:56 AM »

wwf=wwe
Jif - Cif
Opal Fruits - Starburst  (never knew that thought they stopped making them)
Marathon - Snickers
Cellnet - mmO2
Dime bar - Daim bar   (never knew that thought they stopped making them)
Oil of Ulay - Olay
PWC - Monday Huh? (then sold to IBM)
Bio - Activia

My head hurts

You are excused you cant spell anyway 
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2008, 12:18:13 AM »

wwf=wwe
Jif - Cif
Opal Fruits - Starburst  (never knew that thought they stopped making them)
Marathon - Snickers
Cellnet - mmO2
Dime bar - Daim bar   (never knew that thought they stopped making them)
Oil of Ulay - Olay
PWC - Monday Huh? (then sold to IBM)
Bio - Activia

My head hurts

You are excused you cant spell anyway 

i spell correctly more times than your sober
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2008, 12:20:18 AM »

That's bordering on an unfair challenge...for both of you.   
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2008, 12:22:35 AM »

double deckers used to have raisins in them - much better in the old days.
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2008, 12:35:17 AM »

double deckers used to have raisins in them - much better in the old days.

Haven't had a double decker in years - when did the raisins disappear ??
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2008, 01:08:36 AM »

football. gone.
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« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2008, 01:47:33 AM »

Manners

Respect for others.
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