Compo is a cheat?

[tikay]

Ahh, if only I could tell you some Compo Omaha stories I knew. But I can't, sorry boys. But trust me, he knows not what he does.



GULP

Yeah, he went fishing with   3 3 5 7  - Check calling (and proudly showing me - like you do yourself TK, as if to say "watch and learn") after the J  3 2 flop, check calling the 6 turn and then rather brilliantly check folding the 4 river. Textbook.

Now look.....if you have to be good player to lay a big hand down...what does that make me?   MY lawyers are watchin!

Omaha stories? Your secret is safe with me. Sadly, regrettably, I agreed not to say 'owt. But Rooks has the general idea.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Yeah, he went fishing with   3 3 5 7  - Check calling (and proudly showing me - like you do yourself TK, as if to say "watch and learn") after the J  3 2 flop, check calling the 6 turn and then rather brilliantly check folding the 4 river. Textbook.

Now look.....if you have to be good player to lay a big hand down...what does that make me?  

PMSL!

[tikay]

To be fair to Compo, I think we'll have to lay off him for a few hours. He was (is?) Posting from Luton Airport, on the way to Dubai by, I assume, Silverjet. Fleeing the country in shame, one suspects.

So lay off him for a few hours, right?

OK, on second thoughts, carry on.

[boldie]

Have fun in Dubai Compo..just try to remember that whichever Godolphin horse Ted Durcan is riding will beat Frankie's and you'll be fine.

I'll spend another day or so trying to break one of them high-scores.