PaddyPower.com Irish Open: FINAL TABLE

[JungleCat03]

Other than that early elimination play so far has been relatively quiet...

Neil has been the most aggressive thusfar, but no one has challenged his preflop raises yet, meaning he has picked up several sets of chunky blinds (93k!)

As if to illustrate this point conveniently for me Channing makes it 200k from the SB on Tim's BB

Tim quickly passes though, refusing to take on Channing yet...


Soon after Tim raises to 125k on the button, but this time he meets resistance from Kai who re-raises to 350k...

The Tim-inator backs down this time....but he'll be back...

[danafish]

Oooh, Tim's looking lean and mean, and seems to have changed from Ladbrokes Poker Team to badbeat overnight - nice piece of switch selling punk.  Good luck handsome.

I expect it's been a while since Tim's been described as lean.

Shhh, you'll wreck your chances.

[snoopy1239]

Oooh, Tim's looking lean and mean, and seems to have changed from Ladbrokes Poker Team to badbeat overnight - nice piece of switch selling punk.  Good luck handsome.

I expect it's been a while since Tim's been described as lean.

Shhh, you'll wreck your chances.

You're right, I take it back. The Timinator is a lean, mean poker machine. Nip nip.

[NoflopsHomer]

Neil raises to 145k utg. Donal re-raises to 600k from the big blind. Neil folds and a ripple of "Gooooo onnnnn Donal" breaks out.

[danafish]

Donal Norton has re-raised the Channingator all in - that's twice in a row for the Norton/Channing re-raising. Eek. Both times the Channingator has passed, as though Neil-ing before his Donal-tar, or something. More coffee, please.

[danafish]

In fact no-one is taking any nonsense from the Jokinator. Neil is raising every hand, and then passing it when he's re-raised. Most recently - Neil makes it 160k, and passes when Kai makes it 450k.

[JungleCat03]

I apologise on behalf of my colleague, who is under the impression that the suffix -ator can be attached to any name or place to create an amusing nickname.

The Dana-nator is a delusional young lady.

[danafish]

I AM THE COFFEENATOR

[danafish]

I have to say, the lack of announcing until such a time as someone goes all in, combined with the putting of the TV table in a little arena such that we can't see what's going on up there, is putting a bit of a damper on us actually reporting the regular everyday raise-button-everybody-fold/check-check-check-bet-everybody-fold/brutal-murder-of-everybody-with-poison-gas etc action...

[JungleCat03]

Tim raises it up to 150k, Donal calls...



Both players check it quickly.

TURN: .

Donal bets 200k, the Tim-inator lays it down swiftly and Donal takes it down to raucous cheers from his boisterous fan base!!

[tikay]

Good Luck to both Tim & Neil, who are two of Poker's most respected & decent guys. As are the others, obviously. But Tim & Neil both deserve this IMO, proper Gents, boith of 'em.

[boldie]

I have to say I am thoroughly enjoying these updates...Who gives a crap about the EPT in Warsaw?..This is where the real fun is. Top class updates all..especially that Jungle Cat fella who has a fantastically toned body and shows no signs of moobage...(and I'm not just saying that cus you lot are in Nottingham next week

[NoflopsHomer]

Thomas Dunwoodie moves all-in from the small blind and Donal Norton calls instantly.

Thomas:

Donal:

Board:

"Goooo oooooooooooooooon Tommy," shout a few deep-voiced men in the audience.

He now has just over 700k.

[NoflopsHomer]

Donal limps utg, Thomas checks in the big blind.

9-7-5 (no suits are announced)

Check check



Thomas checks, Donal bets 100k, Thomas calls.



Both players check, Thomas' 8-5 is good enough against Donal's King high.

[NoflopsHomer]

Who gives a crap about the EPT in Warsaw?

You're making Michael Schulze cry.