Glasgow NED

[Geo the Sarge]

Say the punchline in a Glaswegian accent...

I tried that but only got 'sellotape'

I got stuck there as well

Funnier than the OP...............

[Canuck]

I got it right away and Im Canadian lol

[celtic]

i thought it was funny bandit

[KarmaDope]

I'm a scouser and I got it, ffs!

[matt674]

I'm a scouser and I got it, ffs!

that'll probably be due to the location of the joke rather than the dialect issues

[KarmaDope]

feck off, monkeyboy!

[RFC]

The scene is a Glasgow  court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by a rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD)


 
AD 'You say you went to your friends house that night.  Why did you go?there?'
 
WITNESS 'Tae get a tap.'

AD 'Is your friend a plumber?'
 
WITNESS 'Naw.'

AD 'Are you a plumber?'
 
WITNESS 'Naw.'
 
The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and the AD realises it, but notices that the court police officer is rubbing his fingers of one hand together in the universal gesture of money.  Daylight apparently dawns on the AD and he changes his line of questioning accordingly.
 
AD 'So you went to the house to borrow money?'
 
WITNESS 'Naw.'
 
AD 'Ah. You went to the house to lend money?'

WITNESS 'Naw.'

In exasperation the AD says, 'You told the court you went to your friend's? house for a tap.  What kind of a tap was it?'.


WITNESS .......'A Sellick tap.' 

Spot on l iked it bandit
the glasgow patter is lost on most poeple ...but it is got to be admired as we can understand it and the english patter when most cant  ;-}
so who is the got the most intellegence 

[gatso]

so who is the got the most intellegence 

priceless

[hugob055]

so who is the got the most intellegence 

priceless

so that in a glasgow accent it makes sense too.......

[boldie]

lmao..classic joke Bandit.